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About Me

I am the poker ambassador of Minnesota. I run tournaments in and around Rochester. Check out my website or check out my myspace poker site. Sign up for the forums on www.bigdocpoker.com and win prizesI am also the state rep for the Poker Players Alliance. If you love the game and want to protect it, sign up for the PPA. It's free!!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George and Barbara Bush, to teach them about birth control. George Carlin, to shake his hand. The Pope, to convince him to let priests get married so they stop fucking lil boys. My friend Tiff sober, cuz I don't know if that reality exists. The guy who did Pam Andersons 7th boob job, to say enough already. My friend Miss C, to smack that ass. Former Senator Bill Frist, to kick him in the balls. Jenna Jameson, just to say thank you. Tom, because without him I can't ramble about stupid stuff. Dave Chappelle, because without him "Yea" "What" and "OK" are just words. And your mom, she's hot

Music:

FYI I'M ANTI RAP/HIP HOP/R&B AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!! AC/DC, ANTHRAX, ALICE COOPER, ALICE IN CHAINS, AUDIOSLAVE, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, BIG ENGINE, BLACK SABBATH, BOB SEGER, CCR, CHEVELLE, CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, DANZIG, DEEP PURPLE, DIO, DISTURBED, DOORS, GODSMACK, GUNS AND ROSES, JIMI HENDRIX, JOHNNY CASH, KISS, KID ROCK, MANSON, MEGADETH, METALLICA, MOTLEY CRUE, MOTORHEAD, MUDVAYNE, NINE INCH NAILS, NONPOINT, OZZY, PANTERA, PERFECT CIRCLE, POWERMAN 5000, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, RAMMSTEIN, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, ROLLING STONES, SEETHER, SLAYER, SLIPKNOT, STAIND, STATIC X, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, THREE DAYS GRACE, TOOL, TYPE O NEGATIVE, VAN HALEN, VELVET REVOLVER, ZOMBIE, ZZ TOP

Movies:

STAR TREK, STAR WARS, ROUNDERS, BLADE, TOMBSTONE, CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIES ( DIRTY HARRY, HANG EM HIGH ), JAMES BOND, ROUNDERS, JAY AND SILENT BOB, SUPER TROOPERS, AIRPLANE, LORD OF THE RINGS, ANYTHING WITH THE MARX BROTHERS, UNDERWORLD, NAKED GUN SERIES, MEL BROOKS MOVIES ( BLAZING SADDLES, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, ETC ), SPY GAME, THE MATRIX, SPAGHETTI WESTERNS,

Television:

WWE, MYTHBUSTERS, ANYTHING POKER, FOOD NETWORK, AMERICAN CHOPPER, NEW YANKEE WORKSHOP, ESPN, DISCOVERY CHANNEL, MONSTER HOUSE, FAMILY GUY, FUTURAMA, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, ROBOT CHICKEN, THE HISTORY CHANNEL, SOUTH PARK, WORLD SERIES OF POKER, WORLD POKER TOUR, MIKE AND MIKE IN THE MORNING, COLD PIZZA, CHAPELLE SHOW,

Books:

ANYTHING BY GEORGE CARLIN, SUPERSYSTEM 1 AND 2 BY DOYLE BRUNSON, ANYTHING BY DAVID SKLANSKY, ANYTHING BY PHIL GORDON, CARO'S BOOK OF TELLS, HARRINGTON ON HOLD EM, ALMOST ANY POKER BOOK, BLUFF MAGAZINE, ALL IN MAGAZINE

Heroes:

GEORGE CARLIN AND MY FRIEND MATT: WE ALL HAVE THE SAME OPINIONS ON THE SAME TOPICS. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW; WE'RE RIGHT AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WRONG!!!! AND TJ MALONE, THE ONLY MAN WHO DRIVES A JETSKI IN THE WINTER TIME

My Blog

Why I think religion is hilarious part 2

Court Report: Youth pastor faces additonal criminal sexual conduct charges PRESTON - Derrick Reagan DeBoef, 26, of Sherrard, IL, was charged in Fillmore County District Court on July 12 with 32...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

BEN HOUSE REVISTED

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE WROTE ANYTHING. JUST DON'T HAVE TIME BETWEEN MY DAY JOB AS BILLIONARE BRUCE WAYNE AND MY NIGHT JOB AS BATMAN, BUT I RAN INTO AN OLD AQUAINTANCE THE OTHER NIGHT AND NO...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE SHOT!!!

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE RANTED ABOUT ANYTHING, AND USUALLY ITS ABOUT THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF. WELL I'VE DECIDED TO KEEP MY COOL AND COME UP WITH A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE SHOT. PEOPLE WHO ...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

Why I think religion is hilarious

PRESTON -- Criminal charges have been filed against a former Spring Valley youth pastor accused of sexual misconduct with a student last year. Derrick Reagan DeBoef, 26, of Sherrard, Ill., former you...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

OBSERVATIONS I HAVE MADE

AS WE ALL KNOW, I ENJOY THE BAR SCENE. NOT SOME FUCKIN PLAVE LIKE AQUARIAS OR WESTFIRE WHERE THEY PLAY THE SAME DAMN SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WITH DIFFERENT LYRICS, BUT PLACES THAT ACTUALLY ENTERTAIN...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST

WINTER SURVIVAL TIPS

SINCE MOST OF US GOT AROUND 15 INCHES OF SNOW, OR AS WE SAY IN DEATH VALLEY "A DUSTING" I FIGURE I BETTER REMIND SOME OF YOU THE DO'S AND DON'TS OF WINTER TIME. KEEP IN MIND MY CREDENTIALS ARE IN GOOD...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

DEAR BRITNEY

MY FRIENDS, AND TIFF TOO, DO YOU REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN BRITNEY SPEARS WAS SWEET AND INNOCENT??? LIKE HER FIRST CD WITH THE SONG "LICK MY BABY BACK BEHIND"?? THEN SHE HAD THAT "SWELL SUMMER" AND MAY ...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

WHY THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME

DUE TO THIS THING WE CALL MYSPACE, I HAVE BEEN REUNITED WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS ALONG THE SAME LIKES AS ME. YES THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END SOON. THIS IS THE CONVERSATION THAT ME AND MY FRIEND, WHO'...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

THINGS I DON'T GET

YOU KNOW, I PRETTY MUCH UNDERSTAND AND COMPREHEND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE WORLD TODAY. BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS I JUST DON'T GET. THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR - YOU KNOW, THE SHOW ON E ABOUT HEF AND H...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST

CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAYS

AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW, I MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM. ACTUALLY ITS A WHOLE FUCKIN ORCHESTRA. SO WHEN IT COMES TO THE HOLIDAYS, I DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY. I DON'T DO HANNAKAH OR KWANZA...
Posted by THE D-O-C on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST