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Andrew

About Me


Known Aliases:

Andrew M. Flanagan
Roy Lewis
El Spectro
Naked Crack Baby
Anthropophobe
Gorging on Butter
Bug
Andy Bug
Roo
RooRoo
Patrik Kane
Flanman5000
Andy Andy Cottoncandy

Personality:

I've talked myself in and out of suicide so many times since junior high that it has become apart of me. I am fascinated with death. I prefer listen to music in all that I do, the louder the better. I can be the one sitting in the corner you will never notice, but sometimes im pretty loud and like to interact with everyone in the room. Either way if you talk to me, you wont forget me, I promise. "Some times I'm wired, and some times I'm tired" (quote by Hank 3) and you'll know which when I come around.

I am an uncle of three (3) nieces.
This is My GawdDawter:
I am slightly masocistic... only slightly.
I take it as a compliment when gay people call me (and i quote) a "sexy beast".
My favorite color is green.
I am not racist I just do not care who I offend. You may call it ignorance, I call it apathy.
As far as religion goes, I should say I am a realist. It is my opinion that any of our beliefs do not matter. What is going to happen after life will happen. Maybe there's a heaven/hell, maybe not, what I believe doesn't change the truth. With that said, yes I am Roman Catholic, no I don't believe EVERYTHING the church teaches, but most of it.
Interest:

-Metal/Country Music; thats right metal and Country, what of it?
-Indie Movies
-Video Games
-Building fires
-I collect knives, swords, exotic blades, ect.
-Filming/Making,Producing video projects
-SQUIRRELS!!!!
Disinterests: -Rap, above all else.
-Clothes/fashion (especially designer products)
-Cats or anything else that poops in the house
-Soap operas
-Anyone who is "famous" for no reason at all.

Accomplishments:

-Once made an origami clown
-Buried myself
-Designed the Flanagram (at left)
-Complete Osha Construction Safety & Health course
-Was once certified by AHA to administer CPR
- James Brown said that my nipple "looks like a raisin."
- I made a wooden sword out of a 2x4
I can think of nothing else that I am proud enough to mention.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson, that guy is really intense.
Oscar the Grouch, my kind of people.
Leonard Neemoy.
Martha Stuart's Kooch, no real reason for this one.

My Blog

Roy on hiatus, if not gone forever

so i had to clean my computer off cos i got several Trojans on it... I reinstalled windows and all that jazz. and when i was putting my backed up file back on to the new setup, i realized that all my ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:44:00 GMT

Roy... six months later, sorry

I know its been a long time and a few people out there have been wanting to see something new. Well here it is!I know that it may seem weird for a dude to complain about any sort of bra, but I just go...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 20:30:00 GMT

All work and bo play make Roy a dull Boy!!

    Hey, good news! I finally made a new Gospel! I know it's been too long, I suppose I could blame school for that, but honestly I have just been unmotivated. But thats the glory of do...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:34:00 GMT

25th Roy

I prolly spent more thought on the set-up than the punch line.. but i think it has that morbid sense of humor that i was looking for. I couldnt come up with an appropriate title for this one so, i jus...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 19:19:00 GMT

ROY!!!!

I write another Gospel... *apathetic yay* so lets see how many of you care. the first ten people who comment on this blog entry will get a special suprize!!    Yeah, maybe I'm sopposed ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:29:00 GMT

roy 23

What? you wanted a pre-comic commentary? FUCK OFF!!!Just read the damn comic!
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:41:00 GMT

Roy 22

I know a couple of you have been lookin over here for some action... try a porn site, they have tons more action (btw stay as far away from ShitEaters.com as humanly possible!)     Well...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 22:38:00 GMT

roy 21

hey this place looks familiar... oh yeah, it's hell's waiting room! i know that the sinner looks funky (color-wise that is), i'm not sure why.... also i would like to point out that i do love Jesus an...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:53:00 GMT

i hate to go there, but we're gonna go there...

yeah, so we're getting a little wordy here. ya shoulda paid attn in second grade when they tought you how to read! I didn't wanna do a political comic but it works even if you didn't see that guy in t...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 16:18:00 GMT

Happy Patty's Day... bitches

    This comic is based on two conversations I've had in radio class. The first conversation was when I was tryin' to get JD to punch me in the face, he wouldn't so I called his wife a ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 13:30:00 GMT