Stede

Well, I'm not going to give away all my secrets here, but...

I drive fast (or everyone else is slow, not sure about that one).I know stuff about everything, and if I don't know something I'll find out. I excel at learning new things very quickly.I'm told that getting to know me 'is like pulling teeth' - to that I say that I am happy I can assist in your future dental career. Oh, and ask good questions and the answers will come.

Also, I'm a computer technician. Broken computers make me giggle. People who say to me "I don't know anything about computers" as a precursor to explaining their problem make me {rolleyes}. The ones that think they know what they're doing worry me the most.
If there's some cool new hardware out then I've got it, or used it, or maybe even broken it already.
I was going to comment on how many (working) computers I had, but I got a different count each time... lets say more than 5 for the sake of argument.