About Me
Have you ever seen how content pandas look? They just sit
there, eating the bamboo, not knowing that their species is
almost doomed to fall down the Darwinian black hole. But still so happy. I feel like
the one panda that knows the poachers have stuffed my
family by now, i'm horribly dressed as far as camo goes in a bamboo forest, and the Chinese government is about to put the decent parts of the country I inhabit underwater after they create the biggest dam in the known universe. Then I take a nap and eat some more bamboo, because my god, this is some really good bamboo... and if your reading this and saying "golly, that sounds just like what he said on his friendster account." Yeah, it is, you nit picky bastard. You caught me red handed copying and pasting this shit from there to here. and you know what? I don't care because this is the same dam thing anyway. They practically cut and paste that site and put it here. Why? Presumably to get MORE girls to take washed out shots of them selves and trying to fit "Grrl" or "Gurl" or "sk8ter" into their headlines creatively, and to get more guys to take pictures of themselves lifting wife beaters to show off abbs with a car in the background. Now onto more uninteresting dribble about me:
