i wish i was anyone but me
travis barker. oh wait. i did. ok then. mark hoppus. oh wait. i met him too. well. it'd be cool to actually hang out with them. oh wait. i did. well. it'd be cool to have this happen back stage at Chicago's most prestigious rock venue. the metro. oh wait. it did. well. it'd be cool if mark was drinking and travis was smoking pot. oh wait. they were. well. i wish i had picture proof and they're autographs too. oh wait. i do. well fuck me.