Scotty Maguire |
So I was sitting here thinking about how wonderful and generous Cathy and J.J. are for putting up with the inconvenience of having me be their "pseudo-roommate" every week. I mean, I have to han...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:36:00 GMT |
Winter is coming! |
It ain't my buttercup. In fact, I hate it. I am, of course, referring to the change in the weather that we are currently experiencing. Gone are the days of walking barefoot thr...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:45:00 GMT |
War of the Worlds ( I <3 Pluto 4-Eva) |
Wow, they really know how to pick a fight don't they? Not only have they stripped Pluto of its revered status as a planet, but the International Astronomical Union (IAU) has recently gone s...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:53:00 GMT |
Wedding Balls, Chapter Two |
The reception hall continued hoppin' for another couple of hours and I was on a one-man mission to sweat the alcohol out of every pore on my body. I hadn't danced that hard since I'd seen Poison...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:01:00 GMT |
Wedding Balls, Chapter One |
Chapter 1:Another weekend, another case of mistaken sexual orientation.And, yes, I am beginning to think that my life is an extended exercise on how not to get laid.In fact, I've recently begun bounci...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 18:37:00 GMT |
5 Guys that Touch Me |
5 Guys that touch me "down there."As literally thousands of girls (and leonard) know, my pants are harder to get into than a pearl jam concert. Of course, like that concert, ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:44:00 GMT |
Rumble in the Jungle... part VII |
Ok, I'd like to add another entry to my Thailand series. The one year anniversary of my "engagement" is coming up in a couple of weeks and I've left my fans waiting on the edge of their seats fo...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:29:00 GMT |
Modern Miracles |
I've always been curious as to whether or not I could cut it as a journalist- out there on the streets, living the story as it happens. This is my attempt at covering the news. Hope y...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 04:31:00 GMT |
The "I hate girls" Blog |
If other boys didn't scare me so damn much, I think I might actually like to be friends with them. It seems the perfect match...They like obnoxious jokes and I like obnoxious jokes&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 23:00:00 GMT |
You play the Doctor, I'll play the nurse... |
Well, there's goes that streak....I read a long time ago that there's a new surgery that is being offered to women so that they can get their hymens repaired. The whole objective is that these w...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
