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$Alli Bell$

By your silence, you agree...

About Me

Im a Virgo and I like long walks on the beach and Criiiistaaaal. No but seriously- I am infatuated with how a certain song will reflect a whole era of your life or possibly even a solitary afternoon, or how a particular exit on the interstate will take you back to a time in life that you may have almost let go. I love music and every article of artistic, freedom of expression that we hold dear to us. I feel that I'm slowly dwindling away to nothing by losing my sanity and priceless hours on the 405 everyday. I also feel that moving away from my home town was one of the best decisions I have made to this day, so I am in a partial state of turmoil. I think I have been exposed to many more opportunites, lifestyles, opinions and culture but also acquired a wide spectrum of over crowding, materialism and an ever increasing cloud of pollution that grows blacker with every acceleration above this beautiful land. The struggle between making a living and making a statement seems to constantly come to mind. I went to Costa Rica for 5 weeks last year and the people and country are amazing. I hope to return very, very soon.
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My Interests

Jager Blasters, drunken karaoke, hauling ass through the "Leisure Mart" parking lot, traveling, kicking it with my homie g locsters like LB and Mutley, going to concerts, Smelling the ocean air, Drinking a cold brewski at the Lake in 8000 degree weather, playing slosh ball at biddle park with the crew, Football Sundays with endless Mimosa's and representing da Bears cuz thats my team so dont even trip, Tailgating, Looting, Loitering, Loving, Learning. Laughing, Laundering ( Only corporate funded accounts that is, especially the ones pertaining to the Republican party ) and most importantly, being an honorable member to the Bullshitto society where I devote all my time and energy to absolutely nothing.

I'd like to meet:

All those who knows the essence of "Pura Vida". Now to mention the impossible: If I could meet anyone it would be Bob Marley and Jimmy Hendrix. The masters of musical expression and talent.

Music:

I love all kinds of music! MUSIC IS MY PASSION! Especially reggae! Black Uhuru, Michael Rose, Groundation, Majek Fashek, Dennis Brown, Gregory, Beres Hammond, Israel Vibration, The Abyssinians, Jacob Miller, Culture, Steel Pulse, Midnite, Barrington Levy, Capelton, Bob Marley, Toots, Yami Bolo, Luciano, Nasio, Misty in Roots, Easy Star All Stars, Mishka, SOJA, 10 ft. ganja plant, twinkle brothers and many more with an insane drum beat! I also love GNR, Dystopia, His Hero is Gone, ABC Diabolo, Antischism, bombs of death, Rudimentary Peni, Bad Brains, Murder City Devils, DK, Youth Brigade, Op Ivy, Dead Milkmen, Descendents, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, The Adicts, RKL, Misfits, Reagan Youth, NOFX, Pepper, The Expendables, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, Patsy Cline, Van Morrison, Bob Segar, Ben Harper and The Smiths.

Movies:

Pans Labrynth is the most amazing movie ever...Little Miss Sunshine, Atonement, Haven, Eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, American Gangster, Crash, Blow, Fightclub, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Casino, The Jerk, Knocked up, Lost in Translation, Man on Fire, 21 Grams, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Anchor Man, Garden State, Beetlejuice, La Bamba, Nick Nolte's fake accent in Lorenzo's Oil ruins a perfectly good movie and I hate all the Fast and the Furious movies so take that, take that, take that.

Television:

Comedy Central ( conan, daily show, dave chapelle ), The Office, Deadliest Catch and of course any station that's playing a Bears, Chargers, Angels or Lakers game. I love Thomas Jones ( sorry to see you go baby ), Hester, Urlacher and LT!

Books:

"Room Full of Mirrors", "The year of living biblically"

Heroes:

Pam, Ruth and last but not least Helen. All three are honoray members of the Bullshitto Society which was founded in 1969 at 4:20 pm when Huckleberry Fin was floating down the Mississippi River and his "companion" noticed a fresh floating terd on his foot. He murmered, " Bullshitto on my left toe ". A passer by recorded this phenomenon. Since that day every minute has been devoted to the re-enactment of this historic event and the furthering of Bullshitto in middle class american society. So far we've done a good job, wouldn't you say?

My Blog

"COMMANDER IN CHIEF" BS

THIS WAS ACTUALLY WRITTEN OCTOBER 12th, 2005... To begin with, I would like to say that I have become more and more aware of how every aspect of American society has the republican parties v...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:48:00 PST

Customer Service Call....This is CLASSIC!

> CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL .............. This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard of in a Long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a True phone call fr...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:54:00 PST

Chris Rock's Quote of the Year:

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a whiteguy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, theSwiss hold the America 's Cup , France is accusing the ...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:36:00 PST

Please play this song on the radio

If I have to hear the song "Kryptonite" one more time, I think that I am going to jump up in my cubicle and stab someone. I hate the radio. I am so F' in tired of the crap they play on there, especial...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:07:00 PST

Excerpt from MSNBC

Among the most commonly cited biblical passages describing the beginning of the end are in Matthew, where Jesus warns that "nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there sha...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:01:00 PST

PC Load letter, What the Fuck is PC Load letter?!?

Sometimes I feel like Im in "Office Space" because I sit in my cubicle all day and go crazy! The printer in the back always has an error on it and every friday is casual day, except thank the lord abo...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:04:00 PST

Operation Super Dome

Hey, I bet if there was a possible weapon of mass destruction or someone thinking about a weapon of mass destruction then Bush may have realized that our homeland may need a little bit of attention to...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:26:00 PST

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!

So, what is really going down this weekend is my much anticipated birthday which all my homies from Pismo will be crusing it on down yonder so we can get a handle of jagermeister and praty like it ain...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:23:00 PST

NFL Preseason

The Bears won last night, and what!  Im praying for a miracle this season man. Orton's not looking too bad....
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post Traumatic Rumbler Disorderly Conduct

I would like to take the time right now to let all members of the Bullshitto Society know that LB and I are here for you for post-rumbler counciling. We know this trajedy has rattled all of you, maybe...
Posted by $Alli Bell$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST