Jager Blasters, drunken karaoke, hauling ass through the "Leisure Mart" parking lot, traveling, kicking it with my homie g locsters like LB and Mutley, going to concerts, Smelling the ocean air, Drinking a cold brewski at the Lake in 8000 degree weather, playing slosh ball at biddle park with the crew, Football Sundays with endless Mimosa's and representing da Bears cuz thats my team so dont even trip, Tailgating, Looting, Loitering, Loving, Learning. Laughing, Laundering ( Only corporate funded accounts that is, especially the ones pertaining to the Republican party ) and most importantly, being an honorable member to the Bullshitto society where I devote all my time and energy to absolutely nothing.
I'd like to meet:
All those who knows the essence of "Pura Vida".
Now to mention the impossible: If I could meet anyone it would be Bob Marley and Jimmy Hendrix. The masters of musical expression and talent.
Music:
I love all kinds of music! MUSIC IS MY PASSION! Especially reggae! Black Uhuru, Michael Rose, Groundation, Majek Fashek, Dennis Brown, Gregory, Beres Hammond, Israel Vibration, The Abyssinians, Jacob Miller, Culture, Steel Pulse, Midnite, Barrington Levy, Capelton, Bob Marley, Toots, Yami Bolo, Luciano, Nasio, Misty in Roots, Easy Star All Stars, Mishka, SOJA, 10 ft. ganja plant, twinkle brothers and many more with an insane drum beat! I also love GNR, Dystopia, His Hero is Gone, ABC Diabolo, Antischism, bombs of death, Rudimentary Peni, Bad Brains, Murder City Devils, DK, Youth Brigade, Op Ivy, Dead Milkmen, Descendents, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, The Adicts, RKL, Misfits, Reagan Youth, NOFX, Pepper, The Expendables, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, Patsy Cline, Van Morrison, Bob Segar, Ben Harper and The Smiths.
Movies:
Pans Labrynth is the most amazing movie ever...Little Miss Sunshine, Atonement, Haven, Eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, American Gangster, Crash, Blow, Fightclub, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Casino, The Jerk, Knocked up, Lost in Translation, Man on Fire, 21 Grams, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Anchor Man, Garden State, Beetlejuice, La Bamba, Nick Nolte's fake accent in Lorenzo's Oil ruins a perfectly good movie and I hate all the Fast and the Furious movies so take that, take that, take that.
Television:
Comedy Central ( conan, daily show, dave chapelle ), The Office, Deadliest Catch and of course any station that's playing a Bears, Chargers, Angels or Lakers game. I love Thomas Jones ( sorry to see you go baby ), Hester, Urlacher and LT!
Books:
"Room Full of Mirrors", "The year of living biblically"
Heroes:
Pam, Ruth and last but not least Helen. All three are honoray members of the Bullshitto Society which was founded in 1969 at 4:20 pm when Huckleberry Fin was floating down the Mississippi River and his "companion" noticed a fresh floating terd on his foot. He murmered, " Bullshitto on my left toe ". A passer by recorded this phenomenon. Since that day every minute has been devoted to the re-enactment of this historic event and the furthering of Bullshitto in middle class american society. So far we've done a good job, wouldn't you say?
