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emily MUH_kees

fuck art --------let's dance.

About Me

Life is cool, random is love, Spontaneity is essential, and CrAzY is what i do.Laughing=life. Don't take me seriously. I like canoeing, but only indoors. i hate seafood. i am oh, so gullible. Skinny Dippin is a must. I've broken 19 bones. Orange starbursts are the best. I love your jimmy. I can finally handle a stick[shift].don't go into the woods. You gotta learn the worm sometime and i know worse things happen at sea. Truth is: im a little stranger then fiction. Start fast.Finish slow.

My Interests

well i would have to say field hockey is the best. uh, TRACK (*clap clap*), tennis, um i like moives? um talking to my friends(via text), skiing backwards, visiting flordia, going to jewel, racing butterfly carts, DRINKING ACETONE, going to target-dollars, eating at friday's, thriftings always fun, radomness, and winnie the pooh dressed up in costumes....
Name: emily
Birthdate: 6/30/89 yo
Birthplace: do i even know? ..no
Current Location: to the left of sara
Eye Color: i need a mirror..//depends on what i wear?
Hair Color: naturally.. who even knows?
Height: good question.. it varies.. we'll go with 5' 9''
Piercings: that would be 2
Tatoos: none you can see
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: fat &&single and ready to mingle
Overused Phraze: "pretty sure" ..it will never die
FAVORITES
Food: DQ soft serve
Candy: starbursts
Number: 17!
Color: greeeeen
Animal: soft
Drink: DIET coke
Alcohol Drink: do i look 21 to you?
Bagel: plain wit BUTTer
Letter: 7
Body Part on Opposite sex: dirtyy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: fast food is no
Strawberry or Watermelon: rasberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice, ice baby
Chocolate or Vanilla c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: is there a difference?
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: depends on the mood
Rap or Punk: rap b.c. it's so ridiculous
Summer or Winter: summerr
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: yes
Love or Money: show me the LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: nonexsistent
Most Missed Memory: the E-academy days
Best phyiscal feature: nodda so much
First Thought Waking Up: another BEAUTIFUL diz-ay
Goal for this year: college home
Best Friends: oh, they know.
Weakness: public speeches
Fears: oh, there are too many. the biggest and most irrational being clowns && the dark
Heritage: we be irish,scottish &&danish
Longest relationship: three months..pathetic
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: thats illegal you know..
Ever Smoked: sick.
Pot: no, no.
Ever been Drunk: again...
Ever been beaten up: hell no!
Ever beaten someone up: do i look like i could??
Ever Shoplifted: def. not.
Ever Skinny Dipped: HELL TO THE MF YES. its one of my favs
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: are you kidding?!? yes.
Been Dumped Lately: nope.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dk. brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: med.
Height: talll
Style: what suits you
Looks or Personality: both please
Hot or Cute whatever strikes me
Drugs and Alcohol: pass.
Muscular or Really Skinny: lanky
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: i have a few
What country do you want to Visit: i've been around the block a few times
How do you want to Die: i dont.
Been to the Mall Lately: sure?
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're realll scary
Get along with your Parents: ken and marie are my homeslices
Health Freak: if im in the mood
Do you think your Attractive: meh
Believe in Yourself: at times
Want to go to College: sir yes sir
Do you Smoke: weve been over this
Do you Drink: water, everyday
Shower Daily: durr
Been in Love: ask him
Do you Sing: OH YA!
Want to get Married: nyss
Do you want Children: depends..
Have your future kids names planned out: no, no, no.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: "it's not the same old thong and dance"
Hate anyone: heavens NO

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I'd like to meet:

steve carrell, will farrell, vince vaughn, johnny depp, johnny knoxville[so damn fine]

Music:

Jason Mraz.

Television:

THE OFFICE. friends. SEX in the CITY. the hills. seinfeld?. DEGRASSI. lost. americas. next top model. GREY's ANATOMY...

Books:

"Happiness is a warm puppy" and "If you give a pig a pancake" and "WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?"

Heroes:

I think i would have to say david. oh and kyle that crazy cartwheeling kid .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"