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[MEL]anie

If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take th

About Me

this is what i look like when your drunk! puuuuurrrtttty

oh and i dont want any new myspace friends. so if i dont know you....bye bye :)
“how would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be draged to death” -williei LOVE MY
MAMA & PAPA
i was born in the generation ♥♥ is hard to do. ♥♥ i wish this world was obsessed with instead of sex ♥♥ i try to be laid back...unless i get too ♥♥ i absolutely love my ♥♥ my are amazing and my are the shit ♥♥ sunglasses and jackets are my yet i lose them monthly ♥♥ i absolutely cannot stand ....no NOT talkin girls im jealous of but straight up scandulous hoes. they ruin it for the rest of us. ♥♥ i keep my cool when i need to but when its time to stand up, i ♥♥ i love my more now then ever ♥♥ im glad to be back in but i miss my ♥♥ i love ♥♥ i suck at spelling and hate ♥♥ im a at heart but been working on the whole girly thing ♥♥ dont use my name and in the same sentence ♥♥i don't like driving very much. It makes me unhappy cause i scream a lot in the car. but other than that, life is actually pretty good
These are the funniest dogs ive ever owned

My Interests

merril hoge is an idiot

I CURSE SOONERS WITH THEIR CHILDRENS TEARS

I'd like to meet:






RIP and if i dont know you, please dont send me a message asking something stupid...cause remember, there is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people :):):)

Music:

[sublime] [trae] [keyshia cole] [willie nelson] [pat green] [the expendibles] [coheed and cambria] [alicia keys] [lil weeeezy] [UGK. rip pimp c] [three 6 mafia] [amy whinehouse] [devin the dude] [bob marley] [andre 3000] [jay-z] [john legend] [CCR] [johnny cash] [jimi hendrix] [the who] [the used] [the beatles] [rich boy] [tenacious D] [t.i.]

Movies:

[grandmas boy] [elf] [clerks] [half baked] [the wash] [how high] [superbad] [nacho libre] [dazed and confused] [good fellas] [reno 911] [love actually] [kat williams stand up] [elf] [billy madison]

Television:


[espn 24hrs] [tbs] [mtv] [A&E] [adult swim] [comedy central] [animal planet] [fox soccer network]

Books:

[the bible]

Heroes:

[jesus] [my grandmas] [my parents]

My Blog

crossroad

what do u do when your stuck between fantasy and reality
Posted by [[MEL♥NiE]] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:57:00 PST

but what bout me

if everyone gets what they want but what i want it already taken by someone elses wants..... then whats left for me?!?       i wish my life was like a john legend song and then i could ...
Posted by [[MEL♥NiE]] on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:49:00 PST

the BRE's

the basic rules of engagement for romance from Kamora Lee 1. put yourself first - dont be the woman who needs that man; want him love him but know that you'll be just fine with out him 2. dont expect...
Posted by [[MEL♥NiE]] on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

new

ya got to start over at some point....but am i weird for being scared? stupid me....lol   um yea.....SIKE! i am so excited........lol all yall back home better be ready cuz u gots a whole new mel...
Posted by [[MEL♥NiE]] on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:12:00 PST