I am madly in love with the most incredible girl on the planet. Her name is Rosalea. She is imposter Dutch, but that's okay with me. I'm in love and I need the world to know! Rose, where ever you are, I love you baby!! I'm so fucking happy!!
Rose, I tried to find a song for you, but I can't figure it out. I can't find a song worthy of your beautiful ears. Do you think music that good even exists?
E5 is the new E4. Fucking bullshit.
This isn't easy for me.
If I got a commission for every person that I've pissed off, I could have retired a long time ago.
My new name is Ted. Anyone who doesn't refer to me as such will not receive a response.
Cheers to all the friends we never knew we needed. Until we meet again.
The world was never ready for the likes of me.
"You've always gotta be careful around women. They're not people like you and me... They're women."
- CPT Breedlove
I am going to become a sky diving champion, so look out below.
I'm awesome.
Smell my finger.
http://www.iknowroybowen.com/
Nothing comes to mind.