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MAYDAY

I do it for the FANS

About Me

I've always followed through with the theory "When in Doubt Wheelie Out" and my bestest friend said it best "If You Aint Wreckin You aint Riden" and was she right? One thumbs up! pass it on
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Fly it until the last piece stops moving" TOTAL REBEL. YET: Im loyal, truthful, and faithful. -imagine that- I am dark and difinitive yet humorous and spontaneous, full of action and adventure. I have Dreamz of Excellence and;I'd like to thank all my long lost friends for pointing that out. Yeah and I just realized it. I havent slowed down for so long. Probably never will. Last Hit Wins hell First hit as long as im hittin it. Thats been long my phylosophy. Acting out the place where the flowers die, circling in their graves with theirselves. Your costume is perfect your on Stage. I am the guy that ties all plus extra tiny twist ties real tight. All over in excess, on everything in packages that you'll have to open later. NO only hypothetically..I thought I should mention that as of now I own 4 cars. ONE A 72 K5 CST Blazer thanks Adam im taking her to the grave. I am done restoring her for now. I still need to button it up a bit, but its back on the road all shiny and layin rubber HELL YEAH!! RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEERRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!$$$$$$chacchhing chacchhing...any away about time. Am restoring a 64 Bonneville. Wanna Ride? not the bonneville the BLAZER I am going to get buried in it when I die so NO you can't have it. Till then maybe I will share. My truck is bisexual, but Only I can drive her like she needs to be driven. My fav cars; Id like to own a 67 camero baby!!; metallic blue. A ss/rs white with orange stipes. A 96 impalla ss callaway with an 8,000$ stereo. Another 74 Caddy Deville, Corvette split window. The general lee so I can WrecK! it. A couple of mustangs also to WreK! Anything big and Gm like a starchief or somthing. I dont really care about gas prices I got a job. I like to ride in style and comfort. I like to go faster than u do. The environment sucks! If we all drove big cars and shut the fuck up it be cooler. I need bigger than a 24 oz can to Pee in. So do you know what the thing is thats wrong with cops. Its that somebody always gets a ticket. Thats whats wrong. And for those that are tottaly confused, you dont want bumble bee fart pipes. You want V8's... Lets see I am related to Jesse James the Outlaw hes my Great Great Great Uncle. And yes the other Jesse James West Coast Choppers is my Cuz, William Wallace (Brave Heart) And the Princess of Prussia. Last but not least of course Tiffanys yea Im a Tiffany. Where do you think the saying just cant kill the beast comes from^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I am a private pilot and I dream of being a commercial pilot. But for now at least I work with airplanes at HAFB so I am a happy boy; That and I could pull of an awsome hammerhead. Spin recovery aint no big deal. I build and drive demolition derby cars for fun. What a messy and $ hobby but; there is nothing like kicking somebodys ass with 3 tons of steel!!! YEAH!! ps. u know who u R embed allowScriptAccess="never" ........
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My Interests

HAPKIDO cuz it hurts! My intrests are big trucks, Fast cars, all Hunting-Duck hunting is my favorite thing in the world and doing it with women speechless- I love riding my dirt bike into outermerspace. I like filming SHTUFF. However I do need help and am looking for videographer who can invest in gettin dirty, airplanes, family, love, romance, poetry, fun, football, hockey for the fights of course, martial arts Hapkido (GREEN BELT), paintball, vacations, SKI UTAH , music, camping, fishing, and a pretty lady. I like to go out drink and dance, in that order. I enjoy flying, Mile High Club Member, NAR (National Association of Rocketry),Utah Rocket Club,Sector 7, Over The Bars Club, Ducks Unlimited, NRA, Puppies Behind Bars, driving demolition derby, building rockets;specially BIG ones, YO MaMa likes the way I play da drums, and watching cheezy horror films. Play the duck hunt game just click and play if u think u can beat my high score.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a time machine; So I can go back and fix all the times I made an ass of myself. Anyone who loves to ride dirtbikes/atv's. A bass player for sure.. where the hell R U? People with a general intrest in fucking shit up. Car, Rocket and Aviation enthusiasts. Every Brittney Spaniel so I can give them a talking to. Give me FUEL Give me FIRE [email protected]

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Music:

ROCK&ROLL my fav 2 ..

Movies:

Old horror movies. Im on a mission to be a Zombie completist. Thats where I will watch every zombie movie made if it the last thing I do. And I have no idea why, Just fun. I like Dawn of the Dead, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Cheech and Chong, House Of a Thousand Corpses. Im not Mad I like comedys and romantic movies if there is someone special to watch them with. I mean I'm a guy I generally sit in front of the TV as much as possible. NO thats not all the TIME
Tops off to my favorite cartoon diva!!

Television:

The simpsons of course, South Park, Six feet under, Nascar, garage and hunting shows, Mind of Mencia, Ghost hunters, Survivor Man, Battle star Galactica, Deadliest catch, Dirty Jobs, MXC, on and on and on.

Books:

My favorite author is Richard Braughtigan. He writes novels and poetry. For example one book is called Trout fishing in America and it has nothing to do with fishing, and writes poems that are as little as four five words. longer ones to of course. Also I do have books overdue like more than a two years; going on three. so...................I'll take em back soon I swear...............

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My Blog

What Kind Of Dirtbike Are You?

What Kind Of Dirtbike Are You?You Are A KTMYou Have A Craving For Orange And Have Different Style FendersPersonality-Emotion Quizzes...
Posted by MAYDAY on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:42:00 PST

5th gear

I will jump my bike ( I love U bike :) 50 feet in the air; But never again will I pin 5th gear and count to ten outloud mind u, without that jump at the other end.....
Posted by MAYDAY on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST

Good Crap....cuz its about me : )

..>..>..> ..> Good Crap....cuz its about me :) 1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?Last weekend though I prefer to be a exebitionist2. What's something you MUST do before you ...
Posted by MAYDAY on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

fuck off

variations on Flipping the Bird Diggin' for GoldGlasses Push-upDouble the PleasureBouquetIn 3-DShorthandTurning Crank "When You Don't Care Enough to Send the Very Best"Peek-A-BooBlow-Up BalloonCr...
Posted by MAYDAY on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

Raining Love

I don't know what it is,but I distrust myselfwhen I start to like a girl     a lot. It makes me nervous.I don't say the right thingsor perhaps I start    &...
Posted by MAYDAY on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

lacy white bra

I met her at the pizzeria, my jaw did drop when I did see her. Long brown hair, tits hiked up inside a lacy white bra. I was walkin on air when I met her down by the salad bar. I slipped her a line or...
Posted by MAYDAY on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST

Calling shotgun rules

Section I - General Rules1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right se...
Posted by MAYDAY on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:45:00 PST

Why men should not marry

Why men should not marry. All the older guys I know, guys that are 55 and older are telling me the same story; don't do it. It just turns to crap no matter what you do. They'd rather be independent....
Posted by MAYDAY on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:41:00 PST

abandon all hope

Through me the way into the suffering city Through me the way to the eternal pain Through me the way that runs among the lost Justice urged on my high artificer My maker was divine authority The ...
Posted by MAYDAY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MTV

"Long hair and drums you cant go wrong with that." Bevis and Butthead
Posted by MAYDAY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST