Borrowed Poem |
LongingCome to me in my dreams, and then By day I shall be well again! For so the night will more than pay The hopeless longing of the day.Come, as thou cam'st a thousand times, A messenger from radia...
Posted by Road on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST |
Odds 12 Days of Christmas |
I realize that there have been innumerable variations on this timeless classic, but I couldn't resist having a go at it. Enjoy!!
On the first day of Christmas, my family gave to me... A squirrel...
Posted by Road on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:44:00 PST |
Too Much Time on my Hands - Christmas Version |
I came up with this about 6 years ago in a fit of nerdy humor - see if you can get all 20!!
Christmas Songs According to Merriam Webster
Listed below are 20 beloved and common Christmas songs. H...
Posted by Road on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST |
It Would Appear That Ive Been Tagged. |
This is a new concept for me, folks, as I've not been tagged before. Also, this tag comes at a point in my biorhythm where my primary intellectual cycle and my secondary mastery cycle are both well o...
Posted by Road on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST |
Creative Methods for Child Discipline: A List |
Parents, have you noticed how children of today respond to disciplinary measures? It's as if you're addressing the wall, or perhaps attempting discourse with the nylon pile. It doesn't mat...
Posted by Road on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Obsolete, campy 80s music day! |
Why? Because a small child just attempted to say my name, butchered it, shortened it, and ended up with a remarkably apt substitute. To prove I am worthy, I present the following: ..
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Posted by Road on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:50:00 PST |
Motherhood = Vigilanteism |
My son is 9 years old. Over the course of the last 5 years, he's had twelve bicycles stolen from him. Last year's theft was by far the worst of the lot, as he was attacked by 4 delinquents and beaten ...
Posted by Road on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Breakdown |
I will leave it up to you, distinguished reader, to determine whether I am referencing a mental collapse or the more traditional automotive incident with the brevity of my title.
'Twas a real buggar o...
Posted by Road on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST |
How to forever frighten a Jehovahs Witness in 10 minutes or less (religious rant) |
*DING-DONG*
Me: (To self, but out loud) Ding-dong?! The doorbell? No one rings the doorbell! OH MY GOD IT'S THE STATE POLICE - SOMEONE'S DEAD!!!!!
*Jumps off commode and runs ...
Posted by Road on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:44:00 PST |
With thanks to Icecelt, the rant is replaced |
This one's fun, and the queries are presented in a rational manner for once!
Two by Two (meme)
Two Names You Go By1. Road
2. TwerpTwo Parts of Your Heritage1. German2. IrishTwo Things That Scare ...
Posted by Road on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST |
