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captain zap brannigan

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Bradley. I can do anything. I just don't feel like it. my stance? think of rush limbaugh, glen beck, bill o reilly, and ronald reagan. now look to their right, that's me. holding my gun. stopping another abortion. wishing Ronald Reagan was still alive and could run for president again...

My Interests

geocaching. nascar, i dig punk rock and stuff. strongbad and homestar have become some of my closest friends. concerts, camping, hiking, things with apple logos on them, biking, stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

nobody really. i know everyone i want to right now. it's impossible to impress me.

Music:

taranchula, limozeen, lazor, bowling for soup, weezer, johnny cash, big & rich, nirvana, ben folds, good charlotte, sara evans (i swear she reads my mind then writes songs), yeah, pretty much anything that doesnt require bump and grind. anything original.

Movies:

not stupid ones.

Television:

simpsons, futurama, family guy, south park, robot chicken, my name is earl, house, the office.r.i.p. studio 60

Books:

sean hannity, rush limbaugh, laura ingraham, mr beck. robert fulghum books. anything intellectually stimulating or proves that the left coast should be thrust into the sea.

Heroes:

the handcart pioneers, brigham young, the stripling warriors, rivers cuomo, johnny cash, w, pieman, moroni, mrs. ihling, number 48, and of course, my mom and dad.

My Blog

Another hero has fallen.

Many, many years ago my father handed me a .22 revolver and told me how to fire it. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I remember firing and hearing up close for the first time what a gun sounded like. ...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

i should never comment on politics. . .

If you look at it up close, the presidential campaign looks like a swirl of bragging and rallies and primaries and caucuses and tears and money.But if you step back and look at this election through t...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST

a "good" Christmas. . .

You all might remember Ben Stein as the teacher from Ferris Bueller. . . "Fry. . . . Fry. . . . Fry. . . " This morning on CBS Sunday Morning Ben gave a commentary on what makes a good Christmas. I ...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:22:00 PST

dots. they’re everywhere. dots. they do things. dots. . . .

phil's mom is an excellent cook.hd nascar is better than regular nascar. people that think all nascar is just a bunch of guys turning left are ignorant judgmental a-holes.i'm mad at a lot of things.th...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:54:00 PST

spanish scrabble? wtf mate?

honestly, how different can it be? spanish scrabble? come on now. that's just ridiculous to me. "i dunno juan, we go this American version of scrabble, guess we're hosed". whatever. it just kinda erke...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:15:00 PST

who’s charlie russel?

so tonite the wife and i took advantage of free tickets given to us for vip seats to go see charlie daniels. you know, when the next dictionary is published, they should put a picture of charlie next ...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST

orange buffalow can opener

has it really been that long since i posted a real blog? hmmm. well i guess it's time to spout some nonsensical gibberish as a release for myself. work is going wonderfully. just finished molding ...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

all my random stuff

i decided to move a bunch of stuff from my main page to here. no big deal. .. width="425" height="350"> ....>im here to share myself with the world. im not a friend collector. in fact, 97%...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:02:00 PST

seven seven seven blah blah blah

ok, so i've been awfully lazy about blogging lately. ive been busy. yes. busy. very very busy. i just graduated another class of new agents and fed them to the wolves. i just hope they really are as p...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

dare to be nerdy

ah. . . saturday morning. how i adore waking up at 7am on saturday and just knowing that i don't have to do anything at all today. i don't have to go to work. i can't access my work email from here. ...
Posted by captain zap brannigan on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST