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cyber babe nobrainer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a writer from Erie. I like to feed ducks and stare at things. Shampoo smells can make or break a hairstyle for me. When I'm not eating cookies, I usually read, write, play guitar and sing off key, or drive around looking for a hubcap I lost about a year ago. I lived in Salt Lake City for a winter but came back to the East Coast after a run-in with someone from Idaho who constantly corrected my pronunciation of "Oregon." That's only partly true. I wouldn't call Erie coastal, nor was it that guy's fault for Salt Lake City sucking.I am not a master jewel thief. Though sometimes I criticize Jewel's poetry books. Or book. Whatever. I am also not that guy in Detroit who dressed up like Superman and beat up two strangers.

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My Interests

dinosaurs, zombies, mummies, cavemen, monkies, monikers, skeletons, halloween, fake blood, nintendo

I'd like to meet:

someone who knows the ending to macbeth, not the season finale of the hillsLINCOLN SUPERSTARS

Music:

Lincoln Superstars are the best band ever

Movies:

yes, i have seen this. and yes, it's awesome.

Television:

/para

Books:

webster's rhyming dictionary

Heroes:

Schmeroes

My Blog

dear poetry

Dear Poetry, Sometimes I don't understand you.  You break off mid-sentence or misuse your punctuation, sometimes you even trail off with the most random things.  Friend to friend, it's not w...
Posted by cyber babe nobrainer on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

dear mariah carey

Dear Mariah Carey, I was thinking about you today.  And I figured out that you're not that cool anymore.  Like twenty years ago, I suppose you were okay.  I mean, then there was Glitter...
Posted by cyber babe nobrainer on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:33:00 PST

An open letter to the world....

Dear world, Please, when you are paying for something in a store, I don't care if it's Puff Daddy's gift shop or McDonalds, do not A.) throw your money at the cashier or B.) throw the money on the cou...
Posted by cyber babe nobrainer on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:57:00 PST