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About Me

I don't so much play music as I do inspire it. You see, I'm a dog. A hot one. But I don't necessarily have the thumbs or the cognitive capacity to perform. My mom thinks I can talk but she's a little crazy. I learned everything about music from my dad who learned from his dad who learned from his dad. It's a rich musical tradition. I like to inspire songs about my life experiences, eating poo and being castrated- which happened to me about five years ago when my dad adopted me. I try to live my life by various registered trademark slogans like the No Fear shirt: "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." I don't have any teeth.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 16/10/2005
Band Members: Just me. I'm a lone rider. I fly solo.
Influences: I really like Ralph from the Muppets. He has accomplished so much for dogs in the music industry. Also, those dogs who bark "Jingle Bells" every Christmas. Music from Wes Anderson films (I was named after a character in Bottle Rocket). Elvis Presley's "You Ain't Nothing But A Houndog". The Theme Song To "Lassie" (she's hot). Temple of The Dog. Courtney Love.
Sounds Like: Again, I don't play so much as inspire. But if I did it would sound pretty awesome- imagine the lyrical transcendance of Bob Dylan with the pop sensibility of the Beatles meets the sheer briliance of Brahms.
Type of Label: Major

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