Futureman The Dog

I don't so much play music as I do inspire it. You see, I'm a dog. A hot one. But I don't necessarily have the thumbs or the cognitive capacity to perform. My mom thinks I can talk but she's a little crazy. I learned everything about music from my dad who learned from his dad who learned from his dad. It's a rich musical tradition. I like to inspire songs about my life experiences, eating poo and being castrated- which happened to me about five years ago when my dad adopted me. I try to live my life by various registered trademark slogans like the No Fear shirt: "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." I don't have any teeth.