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Awkward Turtle

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kryste
Birthday: June 7th, 1988
Birthplace: L-town Texas
Current Location: umm...my bed
Eye Color: blue, green, or grey....but mainly green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!
Your Heritage: German...German....and...french cajun! ha ha!
The Shoes You Wore Today: my black stilletoes
Your Weakness: ughh....too many...but i can't tell you...cause then you'd use them against me! bastards...
Your Fears: sharks! seriously...that shit's scary
Your Perfect Pizza: umm....not that picky acutally
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not failing at life would be nice...and...maybe loose a few more pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stfu
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck mornings
Your Best Physical Feature: umm....shooot i dunno
Your Bedtime: whenever i decide to crash and burn
Your Most Missed Memory: sailing int he carribean
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: EWW! neither!
Single or Group Dates: both are fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is there a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate! i'm a girl...what do you expect?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: meh...occasionally but not often
Do you Swear: probably too much
Do you Sing: all the time!
Do you Shower Daily: umm....of course....
Have you Been in Love: yes...very much so
Do you want to go to College: i'm in college!
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: occasionally but not often
Do you get Motion Sickness: occasionally
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: eh....kinda but not really
Do you get along with your Parents: umm not really recently but it's getting better
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!!
Do you play an Instrument: i played the saxaphone in 6th grade and i played the piano and i'm trying to play the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ha ha...oh ya
In the past month have you Smoked: ya
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO! HUGS NOT DRUGS!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ha ha...i'm a girl...of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes...i LOVE sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ha ha....*blushes*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: mm....i can't remember...
Ever been Drunk: yeup
Ever been called a Tease: HA HA!!! yes...yes i have
Ever been Beaten up: no....i did the beating...when i was young and obese
Ever Shoplifted: umm...nope...too scared
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't know yet...i don't particularly want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: europe again...i love it
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue is pretty...
Favourite Hair Color: eh...not picky...
Short or Long Hair: mmm...i do like longer hair
Height: talker than me is WONDERFUL...but rare
Weight: well....not obese...thats not a shallow thing...that's a care enough about your self to be healthy thing
Best Clothing Style: i'm fond of the punk look...but again...not picky
Number of Drugs I have taken: umm...as long as it's not current or too hardcore then i'm good. i won't judge though.
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 2....technically 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i try not to regret shit...i just learn from it
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(Besides me ofcourse!)

Me and the girls in San Antonio
Lauren...I just don't know
Krystekid, Laurenface, and Mandypants
Tis I! With Glasses...Four Eyed Fuck
ARGGGG!!! It's Pirate D Bag!!!
School busses, water bottles, and best friends! My punk rock converse and lauren's punk rock stars Lauren's the sluttiest virgin I know! Trying on Halloween costumes at party city...ahh good times! This my friends is Noah Jouette being pummeled by Justin Haverland! I just can't control my body! One of the coolest freshman ever! ME and the oh so flamboyant Justin! Noah jouette is the coolest half breed i know! I was requested to put a picture up of katie...so here it is I'm being attacked by a vicious and malice creature Ambiant Photo Lauren...what are you doing to Stephanie? Lauren's a big ol douche bag Me and that crazy bitch Stephanie ah...remembering my days of gymnastics...oh and btw...this is really hard to do with you're 5'10" ♥MUAH♥ Sometimes...you just have to dance picture whore At 3:00 in the morning this shit saves lives fun but painful in some regions if you know what i'm saying Lauren's bringing sexy back...NOT!!! look at the pretty tattoo!!! (my second shall be coming soon...as soon as i have moneyt that is) OLD picture...me and the girls...ahem Justin wearing an Atticus shirt...never thought i would see the day Squishy face and the shocker Collin!!! This is how i made friends on the playground...when i was young and obese That's right...i got skill We aint safe at day and we aint safe at night! Naw...you lyin! I'ma walrus bitch!!! These two girls are amazing LAUREN!!! BFF!!! me and that crazy bitch stephanie It was a drink off and i dominated!!! these two are dazed and confused My name is . Which you should have already known...but just in case...there it is. I'm a freshman at UNT where i have no idea what i'm going to study yet...but i have time. So Lauren Cook is my BFF...she may be a bitch...but she's my bitch. So ya i'm a nice person i promise. Hmm...I love music, whether i sing it write it or listen to it, i love it. I love to hang out with friends it's one of my most enjoyable past times. If you really feel like you need to know more about lil ol me...AIM=krystekid...

My Interests


Music=life

Be Unique

Life is nothing without love

Friendhip

I'd like to meet:

Um...there's actually a bunch of people who i wouldnt mind meeting. There's actually a bunch of bands i'd like to meet such as Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Bright Eyes...etc. umm....if you are a myspace perv...i dont want to meet you...in fact...go play in traffic and weed out the gene pool.

Music:

Holy hell…I love music 30 Seconds to Mars 38 special AFI Alkaline Trio All American Rejects Amy Winehouse Angels and Airwaves Anna Nalick Anti Flag Armour for Sleep At the drive in Avenged Sevenfold Billy Fucking Talent Billy Joel Blind Mellon Blink 182 Box Car Racer Boysetsfire Boys Like Girls Brand New Bright Eyes Buckcherry Bullet for my Valentine Coheed and Cambria Counting Crows Cursive Cute is what we aim for Damian Rice Dashboard Confessional Dave Mathews Death Cab For Cutie Dresden Dolls Eagles Electric President Explosions in the sky Fall Out Boy Flyleaf From First To last Fucking Bob Dylan Green Day Guns and Roses Hawthorne Heights Hellogoodbye Incubus Jack's Mannequin Jimmie Eat World Jimmy Buffet Journey Jump Little Children Kenzari's Middle Kata Led Zeppelin Mogwai My Chemical Romance Nine Inch Nails Panic! a the Disco Pearl Jam Pedro the Lion Plain white T's Pretty Girls Make Pretty Graves Radiohead Red Hot Chili Peppers Regina Spektor Rise Against Rush Sara Bareilles Senses Fail Shout Out Louds Silverstein Smashing Pumpkins Snow Patrol Stars Sublime System of a Down Taking Back Sunday Tegan & Sara The Academy Is The Beatles The Cranberries The Hush Sound The Postal Service The Shins The Strokes The Used Thrice Third Eye Blind And oh so many more…

Movies:

OMG...some of my favorite movies...
I love Indiana Jones,
Sleepy Hollow,
From Hell,
Pirates of the Carribean,
Chocolate,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
pretty much anything Johnny Depp is in.
Hmm...A Clockwork Orange
Labirynth,
Dracula Dead and Loving It,
Robin Hood Men in Tights,
Blazing Sadals (Mel Brooks is a comic genius!)
Jurasic Park,
Breakfast Club is AWESOME!!!
The Weather Man
Fight Club
the list could go on and on...i mean honestly!

Television:

Friends...before they all quit...thos bastards...Supernatural...I can't think of much...I don't watch a whole lot of TV these days...too damn busy. OHH...and family guy is the shit...all i have to say on the subjet.

Books:

All 7 of those damn Harry Potter books...they're pretty great...ANYTHING written by Anne Rice...she's a freakin amazing author...Edgar Allen Poe, Charlaine Harris...The DaVinci Code is amazing! and like a bunch more...yet again..

Heroes:

My mom, she's had to put up with my shit for years and she's still alive. that there is just amazing. My aunt vicky, my uncle died and she was left behind to take care of 2 kids by her self and has done an amazing job. My old piano teacher mrs. shirly was the one to really put the love of music in my eyes. My dad...he took me on at a tough time in my life so i wasn't exactly the easiest to deal with but he did it anyway and i thank him so much for that and now he's battling cancer and still is going strong. Lauren Cook, my bff has taught me to be the person i am and to be completely comfortable with that. ..

My Blog

because i knew you i have been changed for good

you know what sucks... missing people. really it truly does. you can put so much time and energy into trying to forget someone who did you wrong because you dont want to feel the pain they've caused. ...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:24:00 PST

life...or something like it

i think i've sat in front of this computer for about 10 minutes with so much to write...but at the same time so little to say. my mind is a cluster fuck of thoughts and emotions and although so many w...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:33:00 PST

Comes the Dawn

Comes the DawnAfter a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security.And you learn kiss...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST

it never seems to be enough

why is it that most every one picks the same time to clearly let me know that i'm not good enough. what i have to offer just never seems to be enough to make whoever i'm trying to make happy happy. wh...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST

i'll be just fine pretending i'm not

Word of Caution: If you read this take it for what it is. Do not let your mind begin to assume things. Life is ever changing...whether we keep up with it is a matter of personal choice. It'...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

i've got a headache and a bottle of asprin that says i'm a dumbass

boy has it been a while since i've posted anything. well, then as for current events...i have to go under the knife tomorrw. yes...it's true. annnd i just got put on not one but TWO forms of antibioti...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

*sigh of relief*

Well...the time has come...i have taken my last exam and i fell like the heaviest of burdens has been lifted off my shoulders. This summer is going to be great. There are road trips to be taken, frien...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

I hate you go play in traffic

so i've decided that i hate stupid drivers. Why you may ask? well...i shall explain...for one...most don't understand the concept of MERGING! ok it is not that hard! you go then the other person goes....
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST

curiosity...

that's right...i'm being a myspace whore...but hey...i'm curious. i mean common...you KNOW you're going to repost this on yours to see what other say. don't even pretend. so ya...do it...please? My na...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

For the love...lighten up

Ok...so i've decided that some people just need to lighten up. people need to stop making rash decisions on a whim that could have bad long term consequences. A joke should be seen as just that...a jo...
Posted by Awkward Turtle on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST