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I BEEN THE MASTER SINCE P WAS NO LIMITIN!!!!!

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5 parts
Method:
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My Interests

I LIKE SPORTS ALOT, EATING, SLEEPING, AND WATCHING TV, BUT SEX TOPS IT ALL...ITS ALOT OF OTHER STUFF I LIK BUT I JUST DONT FEEL LIK NAMIN THEM ALL....

I'd like to meet:

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET IVE METMOST OF THE PEOPLE I REALLY WANT TO MEET IN MY LIFE I WOULDNT MIND MEETING AN IMPORTANT PERSON IN ENTERRAINMENT AND POLITICS THOUGH

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BaSiC InFo
Name: Jerrold RUdolp
Birthdate: 07/23/1987
Birthplace: El Paso, Texas
Current Location: Huntsville, AL. go to school in Montgomery, Al.
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'1
Weight: 135
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: LEO
Ethnicity: AFRICAN AMERICAN
Body Type: SLIM, ATHLETIC LIK BASKETBALL PLAYER
Favorite Food: SEAFOOD
Favorite Drink: LIQUOR :)
Baseball Team: ATLANTA BRAVES
(when) Bedtime: WHENEVA I FALL ASLEEP
Favorite Color(s): BLACK,BLUE,SILVER,GOLD
Favorite Letter: J
Favorite Number: 21
Candy: NERDS
Favorite Animal: BLACK PANTHER
Favorite Messenger: N/A
Screename: PUSSYEATRPRO69,ASUPLAYA05,JPR72387
Favorite Store: ANY URBAN GEAR STORE
Most Missed Memory: NONE
Best Physical Feature: MY BABY FACE
Overused Phrase: HOT
First Thought Waking Up: OH SHIT IM HUNGRY
Goal for this year: LIVE ERRDAY LIKE ITS MY LAST
Weakness: NONE
Fears: GOD
Heritage: N/A
Longest Relationship: 5 MONTHS
School's Name: ALABAMA STATE UNIVERSITY
Favorite TV Show: FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR
Have You Ever....
Drank: YEAH
Smoked: YEA
Dyed Your Hair: NOPE
Shoplifted: YEA
Tried To Do The Splits: HELL NAW
Tried To Do A Backbend: NAW
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: YEA
Tried To Do A Handstand: YEA
Tried To Act Perfect: DONT HAV TO ACT I AM.....NAW JUST KIDDIN
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: YEA
Skinny Dipped: YEA
Had Sex: YEA :)
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: YEA
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: HUGGED
Been Dumped: naw
Done Drugs: yea
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yea
Ate Sushi: naw
Loved Someone: came close
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: any color just bright
Fav Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: not to short and not to tall
Weight: not to big and not to little
Looks Or Personality: has to hav a good personality and looks dont matter.....to a certain extent
Love or Money: love
Hot Or Cute: cute
Drugs and/or Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: sexy
Random...:
How Do You Want To Die?: quik and not knowing its commin
What country do you want to Visit: brazil
Been to the Mall Lately: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea they help me sleep
Shower Daily: mos def
Do you Sing: alittle
Want to go to College: already in college
Current...
Clothes: polo shirt, ecko pants,fitted,
Shoes: air forces
Make-Up: none
Hair Do: short wit waves
Phone: got one
Phone Number: 256-541-4125
Location: library
Weather: sunny
Website(s): myspace.com
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HOW MUCH ARE A FREAK ARE YOU...PROVE IT!!
How many bad sex experiences did you have? NONE
Bannanas or Cherries?
Chocolate/ whip cream or Caramel/sprinkles? Chocolate/ whip cream
Doggystyle or Missionary? Doggystyle
Best sex moment WHEN SHE CUMS
Wrost sex moment N/A
How many times a day would you have sex if you could? NON STOP IF I COULD...WELL MAYB STOP TO EAT AND USE THE BATHROOM
nympho or freak behind closed doors? NYMPHO
head or anal? HEAD
Fucking in the day or night? BOTH
Best place to have sex WELL BEDROOM SO U CAN HAV SPACE...BUT ANYWHERE U FEEL THE URGE I SAY
Worst place to have sex THERE IS NO SUCH THING
Have you ever had sex in a car? jeep? van? CAR
Have you ever had sex in your mother's bed? NAW TO MUCH RESPECT
Have you ever been caught in the act? NOPE YA BOY IS TO SLICK
By who?
Longest sex experience FIRST TIME
Shortest sex experience THIRD TIM IT WAS A QUICKIE IN THE CAR IN HER DRIVE WAY
What did you say after the longest sex experience? NUTHIN WE BOTH TOOK A QUICK POWER NAP AND WERE RIGHT BAK AT IT
What did you say after the shortest sex experience? GOODNITE AND WALKED HER TO HER DOOR
Have had a threesome? foursome? ALMOST CAME CLOSE...LONG STORY
What do you do before sex? GET HARD
Foreplay or just getting to the point? DEPENDS ON HOW READY WE R
Have you ever had sex in the room with other people there? NO COMMENT
What songs do you listen to while in the act? ANYTHING FROM CRUNK MUSIC TO SLOW JAMS
Longest period of time you withdrew from sex? WELL WITHOUT PENETRATION IT WAS ABOUT A MONTH IN A HALF
Have you ever given head before? YEAH
Has someone ever nutted in your face? NO
Have you used any sex toys in the last month? I WATCH WHILE SHE USED ONE

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Sex Preference
Top or Bottom TOP
Morning or Night EITHER ONE
Lights on or off DONT MATTER
Touching or kissing BOTH
Giver or Reciever GIVER
Nice & slow or Rough & fast NICE & SLOW at first then ROUGH & FAST
Bitting or Kissing KISSING
Scratching or tickling TICKLING
Grabbing or caressing CARESSING
loud or quite DEPENDS WHERE WE AT
Drunk or Sober BOTH ARE GOOD
Outside or Inside OUTSIDE
Standing up or laying down LAYING DOWN
Pain or Pleasure PLEASURABLE
A Break or straight STRAIGHT
Under or on top of the covers ON TOP
Clothes on or off OFF
Good or Bad
Foreplay GOOD (SUMTIMES)
Whipped Cream YESSSSSSS
Fudge NOOOOO
One night stand DEPENDS
Booty calls YES
pillow bitting THATS WAT I MAKE THEM DO
Long toe nails HELL NAW
Eatting Pussy A MUST
&..39;Ashy elbows' HELL NAW
&..39;Soft Skin' YES
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Television:


HOW IS YOUR SEX
DO You Remeber your First Time yes
CONDOMS or Natural condoms
TROJAN OR Lifestyle COndoms? ONLY THE TROJANS (MAGNUMS) the kind that heat up
Favorite Place To Have Sex In the House? everywhere possible
Would You do it in the CAR been there freaked that
Have you ever Been Caught by your parents naw im to slick
How Many times can you Have sex In a day as many times as i need to
What do you call Sex SEX
Are you Good At having Sex or are you Avoided by Your Partner im great wat wat i do
Whats the Best position to Have Sex? which eva one makes me cum
Whats your Favorite position? all of them......yet i lik doggystyle alittle more than others
When do You plan to Have Sex when i leave this computer
would you have sex in the outdoors its best to do it in the summer
Do you Pay for sex hell naw
Do you enjoy sex HELL YES
Would you do it in the shower i hav but u need to put some floor mats down or u mite slip and bust a hip
First thought After SEX lets go again
Do like to Be on the top or Bottom both but only if a ggirl knows how to ride
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A SEX PARTNER
HEIGHT? shorter than me but not to short
EXPERIENCE? sum or none doesnt matter
BIG OR SMALL (LADIES ANSWER)
NICE FACE OR NICE BODY? both
Lover or a Freind both
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: dark brown
Hair Color:: black
Height:: 6'0
Favorite Color::
Screen Name:: jpr72387,pussyeatrpro69,grandpoobaa05
Favorite Band:: im sorry
Favorite Movie:: the pest,crooklyn,5th element,mr. 3000
Favorite Show:: fresh prince,wayans brothers,jamie foxx
Your Car:: i wish
Your Hometown:: Huntsville A.K.A The Ville A.K.A HuntsVegas, Alabama
Your Present Town:: THE GUMP A.K.A MonkeyTown, Alabama
Your Crushes First Name:: i dont hav one, but i do wanna see some girls naked
Your Grade:: second semester freshman
Your Style:: FLY
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: YEP
Kissed someone in the rain?: YEP
Danced in a public place?: YEP
Smiled for no reason?: YEP
Laughed so hard you cried?: YEP
Peed your pants after age 8?: HELL NAW
Written a song?: SORTA KINDA
Sang to someone for no reason?: YEP
Performed on a stage?: YEP
Talked to someone you don't know?: YEP
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: NOPE
Made out in a theatre?: MOVIE THEATRE......YEP
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: YEAH
Been in love?: ALMOST
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: JENNIFER
Tell you, I love you?: MY DAD
Kiss you?: ??????? I DONT KISS......WE TOUNGE GIRLS DOWN WHERE IM FROM
Hug you?: WHERE IM FROM WE CALLED THAT FUCKIN
Tell you BYE?: JENNIFER
Write you a note?: STOPPED THAT IN MIDDLESCHOOL
Take your photo?: ANDREA
Call your cell phone?: JENNIFER
Buy you something?: MOMS
Go with you to the movies?: MY HOMEGIRLS BAK AT HOME
Sing to you?: ANDREA
Write a poem about you?: THE GIRL I ALMOST FELL IN LOV WIT
Text message you?: JENNIFER
Touch you?: AISHA
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: TODAY
Time you cried?: NEVA EVA CRIED
Movie you watched?: INSIDE MAN
Joke you told?: EVERYTHING I SAY IS FUNNY
Song you've sang?: AINT TO PROUD TO BEG.....TEMPTATIONS
Time you've looked at the clock?: ALOT
Drink you've had?: STRAIGHT SHOTS OF GOOSE
Number you've dialed?: JENNIFER
Book you've read?: THE SLAVE NARRATIVES
Food you've eaten?: HAM SAMICH
Flavor of gum chewed?: WINTERFRESH
Shoes you've worn?: HIGH TOP PUMAS
Store you've been in?: WALMART
Thing you've said?: BITCH BETTA HAV MY MONEY
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: YEAH BUT NOT VERY WELL
Whistle?: YEAH
Blow a bubble?: YEAH
Roll your tounge in a circle?: YEAH
Cross your eyes?: YEAH
Touch your tounge to your nose?: HELL YEAH.....THE LADIES LOVE IT
Dance?: IM BLACK.....NUFF SAID
Gleek?: IF I NEW WAT THAT WAS
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: ALL THE TIME
Speak a different language?: EBONICS
Impersonate someone?: BLACK MAN IN AMERICA
Prank call people?: HELL NAW
Make a card pyramid?: NOPE
Cook anything?: IM BEAST IN THE KITCHEN
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: .............I WOULD.......THEN.....WHILE I........
I wish ...: I HAD AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF MONEY
So many people don't know that ...: IM A FREAK
I am ...: A SEXY BEAST
My heart is ...: OPEN TO EVERYONE
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