Kermie Corleone - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Summed up briefly:
Ladies, love a hot Brownie ... half the wheels, double the pleasure and none of the empty calories ... Us dualsport hoodlums ain't perfect!...But we're about as close as you'll find!
excerpt from "My Memoirs":
I am a desi through and through. However I am just not your average run of the mill kind one. Born in India, and resided on 3 of the 5 continents. Motorcycles are a passion of mine and I love women. I don't mean I love to get in their pants, I mean I respect the strength, fortitude, and emotional capability of women, and I appreciate the many, many things they do for men in life. I also love women. I mean I love to get in their pants. :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neil
Birthplace: Ahmedabad, India
Current Location: Marietta, GA
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Indian, the 7-11 kind not the woo-woo kind
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tactical SWAT Boots
Your Weakness: Dont have any
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: too many to list
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wicked
Thoughts First Waking Up: wot day is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: varies from day to day
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: from time to time
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: hell fookin yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: obviously
Are you a Health Freak: just a wee bit
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, as long as I am not riding in them
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past mont;
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to vist 'em all ... starting with Morroco
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter as long the eyes are piercing
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: past the shoulder
Height: shorter then me
Weight: depends on the height
Best Clothing Style: mine
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
Gotta love me some chutney ... ..

My Interests

combined with hanging out with friends, Nude skydivin etc... damn ADD is kicking in ...

I'd like to meet:

Marge Simpson ... I want to know why she never left Homer, I mean sheâ€™s a sexy bitch and heâ€™s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

Music:

Bohemia, Deep Forest, Vanessa Mae, Rikki Jai, Vybz Kartel, Rascalz ("Northern Touch" a wicked single), Choclair, Rishi Rich, Greenday, Matisyahu, Snoop Dogg, Beenie Man, Eek-a-Mouse, Mos Def, Common, Red Rat ...

Movies:

On Any Sunday, Dust to Glory, The Whale Rider, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (yes, chilled monkey brain is a delicacy), The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption , The Great Escape, Lagaan, Iqbal, Any of Hrishikesh Mukherjee's movies

Books:

.."http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/ngpatel/funny_cat_p ictures_30.jpg">I generally stick to the required reading for the semester, together with maybe a readers digest or if someone specifically recommends a good read. Oh and the paper (news paper that is) too ...

Heroes:

me OG granny cause There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. ...

My Blog

Its just a little harder to smile because ...

While the rest of the world went round and round,My desperation was rising in the air all around,I wanted to run, the eyes said it all loud and clear.In vain and in desperation I called out for my old...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST

Its a good day ...

Conspired my mind, today's a good day.Inspired me to put down the piece.Renegade, yet bound to put down the AK. Serenade, the sound urging the peace.Exhale, all this tension's an epidemic.Inhale, surg...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

My Only Claim to Glory ...

The worlds' so bright, the delights much more than I thought.Breathe, which rights my wrongs, its my duty, calling on me."Momma, it will be alright", what will, will be, its all we ghat.I yearn to fin...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

I Really Want A Larki ...

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Posted by Kermie Corleone on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:01:00 PST

I got issues ...

The problems I have are plain to see, all in all, all this scrutiny can only lead to mutiny.I gotta be where the action's at. Unstopable. In my heart I know my destiny. Diabolical.But I say, whats thi...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:57:00 PST

Erlkönig

Who rides here so late through night and wind? It is a father with his small child. He holds his son firm in his arms He clasps him safely, he keeps him warm. "My son, oh why do you look so afraid?" ...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

My graduation present to my baby sister

Me baby sis just graduated pre-med, summa cum laude in Biochemistry in 3 years, with 2 summers of research (while working and paying off her tuition without any loans). This is my graduation present t...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

I went bug huntin yesterday ...

it 10am when I woke up and decided I want to go on bug huntin safari. So I put on my leathers and helmet and off I went in search of then critters. I had a blast killing bugs in three states and over ...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Desi Corleone...

Oy nephew, dont gimme all this fool trippin,sit back relax and let me get to smilin',dont got me Julie still 'ooman be fine and we just dippin,Gonna act a fool, old school, new school, Imma just stomp...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

Illusion and Reality ...

Jo Dise So To Hai Nahin, Hai So Kaha Na Jayee Bin Dekhe Parteet Na Aave, Kahe Na Koyee Patiyana Samajh Hoye To Rabeen Cheenho, Achraj Hoye Ayana Koi Dhyave Nirakar Ko, Koi Dhyave Aakaara Ja Bidhi ...
Posted by Kermie Corleone on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:02:00 PST