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About Me

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My Interests

[G uilt by association] [Externalizing my homophobia] [New England] [Fat Rights] [Classy broads] [hand-washing my car][Taking byways v. highways] [tv documentaries about prison life] [spring lettuce mix] [southwestern style] [love for no reason] [mushy cereal esp. Raisin Bran] [pointing out portraits that Norman Rockwell forgot to paint] [blactresses] [watching my dog watch Animal Planet] [Ms. Ruth Elizabeth "Bette" Davis"] [ladies of gangsta rap] [classic rock] [queer theory]

I'd like to meet:

I don't wanna meet HIM just the SLANKET he's enveloped in... Vicious, On Larry the Cable Guy on MyBlueCollar.com ..

Music:

Harvey, Polly Jean (PJ)Marshall, ChanMann, Aimee Tegan & SaraSylvesterPeachesSmith, Patti Bush, Kate Girls, Mary Jane Love, Courtney (Hole circa 1994)Turner, Tina Kim, Lil'

Movies:

Television:

Thanks to TIVO, I only watch certain shows which include: Judge Judy, King of the Hill, Vacation Home Search, Wife Swap and Intervention.

Books:

Crackpot, The Man Who Would Be Queen, Bette and Joan: The Divine Feud, Cruddy, The Bell Jar, Confessions of a Pretty Lady, The Doctors Book of Home Remedies, Love Love and Love

Heroes:

This mom with no limbs Jenifer "one N" Lewis

My Blog

PRISON WALLET

..> ..> PRISON WALLET ..> ..> ..>..> The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. ..>..>...
Posted by Mat Power on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Adventures in Bea-Bea Sitting

My former boss Maxine Lapiduss has a radio show that she records from her home where she interviews female comedians and actresses. I had randomly sent Maxine the most fantastic Utube vid...
Posted by Mat Power on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

Subway

This other blog inspired me: Hey Angie...Footlong on honey oat. Toasted with swiss, uh huh. Veggie delite please--with bacon. YEAH BACON DONT LOOK AT ME ALL QUIZICALLY. No, tha...
Posted by Mat Power on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:19:00 PST

Thank you for being a fiend...yeah FIEND.

I want everyone to know that when I was in second grade, I was a fiend for the Golden Girls. I am not some fag who caught it in reruns on Lifetime six years after it w...
Posted by Mat Power on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

And throw away the key...

Oh the whole office was abuzz this afternoon--all the ladies and I delighted that the young whore-ess is going to jail. I even heard my most soft-spoken co-worker comment that "that bitch deserv...
Posted by Mat Power on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:06:00 PST

ICameThisCloseToGettingADUI.

Tonight, this police car in hollywouldn't watched me break hard at a stop sign and then followed me. And I knew they was on my motherfuckin tale, riding a bitch's ass. So I keep drivi...
Posted by Mat Power on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:32:00 PST

REMEMBER JEFFREY DAHMER cause that's what happens when sexuality is repressed.

Yes and I'll say it again. We all better stop fucking with kids making them be one way or the other, wear pink or blue, all that bullshit cause if you do it to the wrong one, the little faggot will gr...
Posted by Mat Power on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:18:00 PST

Meeting with Gene Simmons

I interviewed to be Gene Simmons's assistant on Friday. I don't know how I keep finding jobs with these Men. fuk men. I need some boys or Women. No fukin Men. After pre-i...
Posted by Mat Power on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:18:00 PST