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About Me



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hello friends. I'm thinking it's about time I updated this... My name is Jayne Lewis. I am presently living in Hawaii with my husband Phillip and my son. my baby boy (also Phillip) was born July 19th, and is way cuter than you were when you were a baby. such is the life of Jayne... tis a simple life to the ignorant eye, but it is who sees beyond that understands best, and is a true friend. bye now. ♥ that's my boy!!

My Interests

raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens, girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things...

I'd like to meet:

They who toil in the ways of the dragon, for they are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup, and this guy....Mr. Johann Lippowitz

Music:

Which DISNEY character are you most like?
Alice
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Movies:

porn.I got saw II and super troopers for valentines day from m' love....those be good movies.American History X, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, The Lion King, Reservior Dogs.... you have the idear..... I just don't like movies that I don't like. you shouldn't either...because they're stupid.

Television:

music videos...like on Uranium and stuff, but I no longer have Fuse, so I can't watch anything cool like that. random movie channels (hbo, starz, etc.), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Cartoons (most of them), and whatever else is on.

Books:

I don't have many books, but out of the ones I've read I suppose I like alice in wonderland, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.. like I want to shit a kitten?... Catcher in the rye...I don't know why, books from different cultures or mindsets that I can learn something from.. biographies and things from interesting people or places. I like to learn about psychological deficiencies or effects of different things on the human psyche. I've read a couple books on dreams, astrological projection, and whatever I get my hands on that doesn't seem ridiculous or boring.

Heroes:

phil.....I told you you were my hero. wait...did I ever tell you you're my hero? you're everything I wish I could be. I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings. that, and I have more airplanes than you and they go higher. and Nikki.. hero. you make bitches cry better than anyone I've ever known.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jayne Lewis
Birthday: february11
Birthplace: glendale az
Current Location: nikki and justin's livingroom
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, Italian, Scottish, French, English, German..white.
The Shoes You Wore Today: none!
Your Weakness: I have the strength of 1000 men. and their horses. I won't tolerate weakness.
Your Fears: fuckin cockroaches.
Your Perfect Pizza: in my tummy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my husband and my baby happy. to not mess up my first year with my own family.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: phil, I have to pee, I don't want to get up, what kind of a dream was that?,shit-I still have to pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: my big fat baby tummy
Your Bedtime: all the time
Your Most Missed Memory: waking up next to my husband, but I get that back in a couple weeks
Pepsi or Coke: fuck you. dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck you.
Single or Group Dates: depends on the other people in the group. or if the date is to celebrate something personal.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea... I like tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. usually.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee-all foo foo'ed up.
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: golly, No!
Do you Sing: yes. sometimes.
Do you Shower Daily: yes.
Have you Been in Love: I am...
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: done.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm here.
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes. :-o~
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me.
Are you a Health Freak: no.
Do you get along with your Parents: my madre.
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh, very much so.
Do you play an Instrument: not well...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so. maybe.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no.
Ever been Drunk: yes.
Ever been called a Tease: uh, I think phil called me that once or twice.
Ever been Beaten up: no. I would open up a can of whoop ass before their first tear fell.
Ever Shoplifted: ..yes.
How do you want to Die: I won't. I'm immortal.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when is someone grown up? well no matter when that happens, I'd like to be myself.
What country would you most like to Visit: italy. or ireland. or something.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: short, now.
Height: 6'
Weight: 2-something...whatever it is now.
Best Clothing Style: naked.
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs are bad.
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: besides my ears, 2.
Number of Tattoos: professional-1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. I'm me because of past me.

My Blog

he'll kick your ass if you call him a girl

my baby is a boy baby.he likes swimming.I imagine when he dreams, he's dreaming about swimming.it's what he knows best.I only have to wait until july18th-ish to meet my son.time flies.anyway... I deci...
Posted by i-Are on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST

happy happy happy jayne

so... I was looking back at a blog thingy I wrote on march 11th of 06. I was talking about how much I love my (then) fiance.. at the end, I wrote "let's get married and make babies now"and that made m...
Posted by i-Are on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

meth.

I found this in kristen's blog thingy dealy.. and it is the most creative illustration of this truth that I may ever come across. If my glamorous lifestyleis appealing to you and you want to try me.Yo...
Posted by i-Are on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

I am in love with....

My gorgeous fiance Phillip. you would be too. But you can't be. because I am. and the best part is, he loves me back. See, I was just thinking about him, and how I love him, and I thought it should be...
Posted by i-Are on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:39:00 PST

nikki opened up a can of whoop ass.

she did indeed. nikki literally kicked the shit out of brittnie. after a period of pointless arguing, brittnie said the WRONG THING. and nikki would have completely beaten her face in had brittnie'...
Posted by i-Are on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:44:00 PST

bop bop ba dee bop ba beedop ba doo

head...shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes.....
Posted by i-Are on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

blog

I like the word blog. it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. and i've never blogged, so it seemed like a good blogging time. blog. that really is a nifty word.... I'm bored as fuck...yet sti...
Posted by i-Are on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST