Most of my friend are too lazy to call me by my name which is Michael, so they call me Nuzzi. I was featured recently in the New York Daily Post as “being a refreshing splash of life for those who forgot to have fun, not since a really long time has it been this fun to live in the New York Area.†I once killed a man-eating bear with a knife… I was only six! Then a secret society of warrior monks taught me an ancient form of martial arts called SilverTiger/Wookie-Stick. Afterwards all 72 of them mysteriously disappeared never to be heard of again! I worked as Jackie Chan’s stunt double in Drunken Master 3: the Whiskey Years. I am the president of a company that sends orphaned children to the amusement park as long as the agree to work in our factory for three years as repayment if they do agree, then they end up working for five years if quotas aren't met.
Our friends the Dolphins call me ‘EEEEEAAAAHAEEE- REEEEEEEEEEEE†which is loosely translated as “Really good buddy to dolphins and even greater lover of womenâ€. I once caught a rainbow with my bare hands then taught it to beat-box. I could keep going but I’m sure you get the picture.Mind Geek Episode 1
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