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About Me

My first name is Jeff and my last name is Casper.To put it plainly, I once ate an entire basket of fresh hen eggs without farting twice...That's right. Ummmm, let me see...I love badgers. They're probably one of my favorite animals that I can think of. I like the way they mash their tails against trees in order to create irreperable and catostrophic damage to the wood. One person that I wish I was would probably have to be Fred Flintstone. Sometimes when nobody else is watching I think about him. Im...very calm, patient, easy and conservative, pretty much just a normal guy... NOT!!!!!! Rambling is my anti-drug...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would want to shake hands with JFK, chill with Bob Marley, rock with Zac de la Rocha, get a tattoo from Kat Von D, pick up chicks with George Clooney, create movements with MLK, rap with Tupac, wake up next to Cameron Diaz, thank Mother Teresa, punch George Bush, get a STD from Paris Hilton, play a round with Tiger, drink with Mick Jagger, contemplate with the Dalai Lama, revolutionize with Che Guevara, laugh with Richard Pryor, break knee caps with John Gotti, discuss finances with Warren Buffet, imagine with John Lennon, and socialize with the Rat Pack.

My Blog

lets make out

so like....wehn i get really bored and drunker then 3 indians i ramble. vEspas are querky and cool...like huge sunglasses and drinking milk as a refreshing alternative to a sports...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:21:00 GMT

poop on your face

..> ..> let me start this out with a joke. a pirate walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "arrr, might i have a beer?" the bartender looks at him funny but obliges. as he's giving the pirate ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:15:00 GMT

tengo para alto usted

i have started to get fat. i have gained 12 pounds. amazing. i never thought i'd see the day. who knew that eating chips and quiznos everyday and no more exercise could do that to ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:30:00 GMT