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Drop Dead Jen

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jen
Birthday: May 14th, 1983
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA (a drinking town with a football problem. lol)
Current Location: Sligo, PA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Italian, French, ....
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Airwalks (I
Your Weakness: Beer

Your Fears: Clowns, the dark, and butterflies
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't die, and maybe become a real cop instead of rent-a-cop
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!!!! I'm NOT getting up now
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Wenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends on how drunk I was the night before
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Who me? Fuck, no.
Do you Sing: When I'm in the car alone
Do you Shower Daily: Wait, you're supposed to do that everyday?
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, someday
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I'm in the backseat
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I have someone to cuddle with
Do you play an Instrument: Not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm smoking right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, I went on a date last Thursday
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Got dumped today actually....9/2/06
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Can't say that I have
Ever been Drunk: Haha, yeah
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: A few times
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I'm not going to die. EVER
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A cop
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not too tall, but not too short. About my height is good.
Weight: Someone that does not have their own zip code
Best Clothing Style: As long as they have some sort of style, I don't care. But I'm a sucker for that skater thing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few
Number of CDs I own: I don't care
Number of Piercings: Once again.....I don't care
Number of Tattoos: Not too many and nothing huge
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 175,065,996
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Christmas pics!!!!!!!

| Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST

Because Only Conversations of Actual Substance Take Place After 3 AM

Ok, so I worked the midnight shift last night. Around 3:30 or so, April and I went outside to smoke. We had just lit our cigarettes when we heard this growling sound coming from inside the building. M...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST

Watch this!!!!!!!

Nuckin' Futs - The JibJab Year in Review | Send To Friends | Funny Animations at JibJab...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

The Rules of Jen

A constantly evolving set of guidelines for dealing with resplendent "Jenitude" on a day-to-day basis. #1 Jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshiped and adored at all times.#2 Jen is always s...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

I Don't Know Why I Found This So Funny

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Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Fear of Mustard

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Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST

The 5 Stages of Drunk

Stage ..1 -- SmartThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always righ...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

Scientific Proof that Santa Doesn't Exist

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out fly...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

And Yet Another Survey.....

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?~~~~Nope. That was a train wreck. Why would I do it again?~~~~2. What color shirt are you wearing?~~~~white~~~~3. Would you kiss anyone on your fri...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

Lips of an Angel

ok, so I'm being all drunk and depressing, and I heart this song..Honey why you calling me so lateIt's kinda hard to talk right nowHoney why you crying is everything okayI gotta whisper cause I can't ...
Posted by Drop Dead Jen on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST