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"Invictus" William Ernest Henley
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud,
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
I am Blake, son of Mark, son of Herb.
I hail from the land of Roses, but currently reside in the kingdom of Caid.
I’m the slayer of Ingeloakastimizilian the white dragon.
I taught Zaknafein how to fight.
I can eat 24 quarter pounders in 6 minutes.
I razed yorkshire to the ground.
Wrote Beowulf, then killed Alustriel Silverhand, I was also the 6th member of the Companions of the Hall.
I also killed Tupac, JFK, and Elvis. I punched and knocked out Mike Tyson.
Killed Superman, then doomsday.
It was my arrow that felled King Leonidis, and my sword that turned God-King Xerxes into two parts.
I wield a 7 foot tall Macuahuitl that weighs as much as a supermodel, not that I need it.
I ripped out Bruce lee’s heart, which gave Kano the idea to use it as a fatality.
I gave Thor lightning.
I invented the wheel.
I pee mountain dew.
I can bench press 3,000 pounds (After a full day of fighting).
I soloed The Black Temple.
I know what’s in area 51.
I was king of North America.
I blocked Chuck Norris’s kick, then ripped off his leg.
I can type 300 words per minute.
Killed god with one of his one energy bolts reflected back at him.
Banished Satan.
My passport has been stamped by every country.
The only reason Helen of Troy was so popular, is because I had her first.
I created metal, and death.
I know the meaning of life, me.
When I was young I was raised by gypsy’s till I was 5, then my gypsy family was killed by Vikings.
I killed the Viking lord and took his place and as king.
I then lead them to the destruction of Calimshen and turned 10.
I left the Vikings and joined up with a band of pirates.
I can crew an entire war galleon on my own.
I was then eaten by a kraken, I lived off of stomach acid and decomposed warriors for 10 years.
Upon turning 21 I tore my way free, then won a drinking contest against Pecos Bill.
Killed a 10 foot tall bear with my bare hands and now wear his pelt as my own.
I’ve killed Diablo, and his brother Baal thousands of times just for fun.
I drank a gallon of milk in under a minute and didn’t throw up.
I can cut down whole forests with one fell swoop, and eat more blackjacks than Paul Bunyan.
I’ve rode tornados, lighting, and nightmares.
I suggested Jack to call himself The Ripper.
I provided the cyanide for Hitler.
Then James shot him in the head...
I’ve won the lottery and spent it all.
I cook some bitchin Crème brûlée.
I’m fluent in every known language, and many others.
I taught the french how to stink, the germans how to fight and the americans nothing.
I was the first owner of John Henry, but decided to abolish slavery.
I gifted Gengis Khan his fuzzy hat, the canadians are the ones that ran with it though.
Solid snake gets pwned by Sam Fisher, end of discussion.
I can debone a cow.
I pwn bitch’s.
