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ReTod

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a guy who likes to see people laugh. I don't mind getting punched if its gunna make someone laugh. I try to look for the best thing in people and seem to find it. I'm a guy that people can't tell if I'm insane or making a joke. I tend to scare off people with my humor… Come on, Can a person be that fucking sick? It’s an act. I tend to drink more than I should BUT I have no reason not to at the moment so what the hell. I like walks to the bar and stumbling home from them. I like to teach dogs to lick peanut butter off hotdogs without taking a bite of the hotdog itself. For fun I like to dress up like a chicken and have people tell me what to do, go here and see http://www.subservientchicken.com

My Interests

Vintage stuff like Cars, Bicycles, Homes and stuff. VOLKSWAGONS!!I like music A LOT. Drinking. Masturbating at weddings. Motorcycles. Shitting in public. Girls with Tattoos and Dyed hair. People watching. People to laugh at and people to laugh with laughing at myself. Chess. Fucking. Knives. Guns. Fucking Chickens. People that can "get it". I really like people that don't try to impress people but do things to impress themselves.

I'd like to meet:

People that are not so normal. Fun people. I'm open to almost anyone if ya got a brain and it's loaded. I'd like to meet my parents in 1959.

Music:

Hank III, Dwarves, Bad Religion, Neutralboy, Zeke, Tom Waits, RKL, Op Ivy, Johnny Cash, GG Allen, The Pogues, Assjack, MDC, The Cramps, Social Distortion, NoFx, X , Dropkick Murphy's, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Charles Manson, Drag the River, Subhumans, Deadbolt, the Real Mckenzies, The Plasmatics, RAMONES, Bad Brains, Buzzcocks, The Meatmen, Gas Huffer, Crucifucks, FEAR, Crass, the Anti Nowhere League, Beefeater, Crucifix, the Dickies, Flipper, Killing Joke, S.N.F.U., Reagan Youth, Dicks, Fang, Butthole Surfers, Patsy Cline ... to name a few

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Cool Hand Luke, The Green Mile, Shawn of the Dead, Motel Hell, The Warriors, Bubba Ho Tep, Repo Man, Fight Club, Suicide Kings, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Momento, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, The Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Dudes, From Dusk till Dawn, any DC comic made into a movie. Any fucked up B movie.

Television:

The blue or the snow channel

Books:

Green eggs and ham anything by Steven Jesse Bernstein and Charles Bukowski

Heroes:

My heroes are My friends. My biggest hero is my nephew Tyler, that man is truly insane. My Uncle Buck, who gave his life for a cause he believed in.