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About Me

Pisces
You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style? anyone wana play me...see me i got halo too..
You Know You're Brazilian When....
You didn't know anything about bills until you came to the US. You still wear speedos to the beach or pool! You like Guarana better than Coke. If someone tells you to be at a certain place at 1:00 pm, you don't show up until 2:30 or 3:00 p.m. You know who Xuxa and Pele are. Your entire family goes to grandma's house on Sundays for a big family get together....even when you guys see each other everyday. You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses. BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa, molho and beer. You are the loudest person in the room. You got a Brazilian flag hanging from your car's rearview mirror. You travel to Brazil and instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbor, not to mention the old/used clothes that you take just in case someone needs it. You live in Florida, New York, New Jersey, or Massachusetts. You leave your house spotless when you have people coming over. An ideal woman is a woman with small breasts and a big butt. You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you. You can dance. Your jokes are always about Portuguese people. You take soccer too seriously. You go to a birthday party,and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home. You know what Capoeira is. You know a lot about Samba and Pagode. You..ve studied the history of almost every country. You eat rice and beans at least 7 days a week. Your breakfast consists of milk and coffee, bread with butter,and a piece of cake. Everyone thinks you're everything but Brazilian. You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, amd Carmem Miranda are. You go to a bar and ask for salgadinhos with guarana. You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore. You know how to play dominoes and cards. You dont care about raceor color. And once you come to the US, you realize what racism means. You have a sense of fashion. You wear slippers..a lot! You know how to play volleyball and handball. You always taking pictures everywhere you go. You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID. You know how to party, and if the party isnt over after 5am...its not a party! Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation. You know what feijoada and pave are. Your favorite drink is Caipirinha. You dress up to go to the supermarket. You spend a entire day at the beach. You are too friendly. You're proud to be Brazilian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Brazilian friends!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

stuff... (sciryl eht ot netsil)this was the song that made me wana dance like michael

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet jesus juss cause he was such a melo guy he seems like a cool dude...we'd play loads of halo and other stuff like walk on water you know tha normal stuff that we do all day... instead of leaving me a comment...yall can actually leave me a message...go ahead have fun...Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

Music:

now muzik iz kinda intresting cause its not a type of muzik that i like itz how the beat iz played then the lyrical content then how itz all "meshed" in together...or it can counter attack by just being soo wierd its pure genius...the creativity within the muzik video can catch my attention too....No me Conoces (my favorite song)

Movies:

simple....boondock saints, fight club ( you know you want that soap), city of god (brazilian masterpiece), and any pixar movie...

Television:

family guy...comedy central presents...the boondocks...def poetry jam...robot chicken...wierd huh??lol

Books:

currently reading The art of seduction by robert greene...good shyt...i have read.... the game, supersex, superflirt, sexual astrology, position of the day, the joy of sex, sextrology, quickies, superhotsex, n a book on orgasms...any other questions on wut i like to read??

My Blog

this precious rose...

(old skool jont for v-tines day, basically my first spanish poem ever) Esta rosa es para la mujer mas preciosa, Esta rosa representa mi alma y corazon, Esta rosa demuestra que  de todo malo siemp...
Posted by they call me clever... on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:43:00 PST

the vixen and the fox...

*hmm...who wudda known** quite the vixen of a woman... she walked in...owning every man's look... the room was caught by surprised not knowing what type of night they were into...her eyes glisten...
Posted by they call me clever... on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:21:00 PST

a mans definition of a man

*back cuz of solid demand*see ive seen nothing but ladies have all of these things  about wut a guy is all about...and guys with the same reasoning with women...truth is women will never know wut...
Posted by they call me clever... on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

SUUURRRVEEEYYY!!!!

so i need to know whos really reading my blogs and who isnt...if you are i'll start posting more if not theres no reason for an audience so ppl please...let me know would you like to see more of my po...
Posted by they call me clever... on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:05:00 PST

All alone...

I've seen ppl come an go and I stay,All aloneWomen who have captivated my heartBroke it n left me,All aloneFriend been by my side since the beginningFound better things n left me,All alone Alone is a ...
Posted by they call me clever... on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:11:00 PST

a deadly conversation

*lets see this... play out...*death taps me on the shoulder...the angel is confused...i didnt just die?the angel asks me" are you an angel?"i explain to death that some believe sobut i know that im ha...
Posted by they call me clever... on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

It Breaks my Broken Heart

To tell you this...breaks my heart...simply because i speak from that same place that is breaking apart...ironiclly this heartache is also keeping me running... keeps me fighting for that unreachable,...
Posted by they call me clever... on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

i didnt see thiss wun commin

**i juss had to....i cant sleep so i have to...listen to the song on my page...get more of a feel**Sleepless Nite...nena....i cant sleep...wanting you to caress my face with our lips connectingwhy can...
Posted by they call me clever... on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

seriously writing my heart out...

**wishful thinkin...look at the time...intrestin huh? no it wasnt planned..**   *sidenote: to all my actual reader...thank you for the feedback it really means alot to me...*nena...why wud y...
Posted by they call me clever... on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

LMAO!!! SAFETY FIRST!!! LMAO!!!

**yooo i was juss chillin on myspace wen i saw a link that said "brasil sucks" n i thought now that cant be right....but wen i read it i understood lmao...here are some helpful tips to the tourists......
Posted by they call me clever... on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST