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i am full of shit surprises.
you once tried to call me and the line was busy, but that was actually just me making the busy signal noises with my mouth._say hi to your mom.meh:
i'm extensive. sometimes i'm hyper, sometimes i'm not. I’m indecisive. I’m passionate. i'm friendly. i'm a hugger. I dislike violence. I don’t believe in your religion. I don’t follow your traditions. I do what I want. I’m stubborn. I’m casual. I’m laidback. I’m calm. I'm uptight. I'll keep you up at night. I’m full of hippie propaganda. I’m an addiction. i am infectious. you thought i left but i came back, just like the herpes you're going to get from your next one night stand. I have an aweful sense of time, I try to be reliable. My body is an instrument. I like living inside the city, I miss the country. I love to travel. I want to see most inches of the earth. I don’t eat meat. I love watching movies. I eat pizza funny (you'll see). I worship pasta & smoothies. i'm confident. I'm a klutz. I'm free. I’m polite. i make promises i can't keep. I love just hanging out and doing nothing with good people. I like experiments. I want to save the trees. I like food that can be frozen. I love watching live, free, music. I’m all about the music. (we are all music) I am a multi-tool. I don’t like working on things that are not purposeful or fulfilling. I want to make the most of my life. I read A LOT, I write a lot. I don’t enjoy arithmetic. I want to be a sustainable environment designer. I spend a lot of time on "art". I have a backwards sense of humor. I think sarcasm is a virtue, satire is my emporer. I enjoy sharing. I enjoy honesty. I enjoy it when people are REAL. I hate cleaning. I am against war, i'm FOR nasa. I once had a playschool green tractor, you know you're jealous. one of my first words was ketchup. i'm still a ketchup monster. I was once incredibley good at making snowmen, now I hate snow. I'm a prophet. A poet. A problem. i enjoy protests. I enjoy camping. I enjoy bonfires. i am a warrior. I enjoy things that are shiney and/or jingley. I'm a stress case. Rooftops are some of my favorite places to be. I have a loveaffair with the ocean. I dream of mountains and monsters when I sleep. I talk to myself when I am alone. I enjoy driving and theater. i love my cats, miller and lucy. i love my boyfriend. I have a hard time with authority. I challenge the system. I am great at finding loopholes. I lose everything. I find things in 3s. I decorate everything. I like things with patterns. My laughter is contagious. I use all 3000 characters.
i have trained a bomb squad of ninjas to attack and behave for my sheer entertainment and circumstance.
i invented robots.
i handcuffed your mom.
i control the phonelines.
i gave birth to jesus.
i am a security threat.
i can paint by numbers.
i own my own planet.
i shower naked.
i make dust bunnies talk.
i quote things inacurately.
i am quiet at movies.
i play for keeps.
i am medication, recommended twice daily. not any of that once a month shit.
i am that feeling you get when the plane has lost altitude.
i am the way a hot shower feels in the morning.
i sold your fingerprints to an escaped prisoner on the internet.
i make myself laugh, and there is nothing wrong with that
