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twinkle-toes taryn...

i'm a bottle of diet poison...

About Me

i am sarcastic and cynical, and i appreciate that in other people.
You're Leggy Bettie...you may be tall or short but
either way you seem to make the guys swoon and
the girls jealous and girls think of you as a
"slut" or "bitch". Again,
you're beautiful, they're not...right?

Which Bettie Page Are You?
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My Interests

car rides.when i'm not driving mind you. skipping songs on cds whenever i damn well feel like it. ballet flats. red lipstick. black eyeliner (and lots of it...) singing along to everything LOUDLY. spin the phone. pin ups and burlesque. martini glasses. (and what is usually found in martini glasses) writing bullshit. reading beautiful shit. flasks. shooting fish in the barrel at red robin. putting curry in everything. big grandma glasses. getting lost whenever i'm with sabrina. trying and failing to make friends. playing my violin not as much as i should. drinking in parking garages and then leaving drunken voicemails. telling stories to make people laugh. vodka brand vodka. spontaneous photos. covers. dorrance hunting. hiding from creepy old men. (they love me.) dancing my arse off. djarum specials.because they make me feel earthy and i like fiber glass in my lungs.

I'd like to meet:

lately i've been told several times that i am mean. this isn't really true...unless you're an idiot in which case i will be relentless. also, if you have need for some tragedy in your life...i'm your gal.

Music:

smashing pumpkins.cat power.pete yorn.johnny cash.the cure.tiger army.nellie mckay.interpol.the weakerthans.the faint.weezer.flogging molly.dead kennedys.franz ferdinand.razorlight.barenaked ladies.do me bad things.pink grease.the beatles.adam ant.blondie.beck.richard cheese.miles davis.van morrison.iggy pop.the killers.sinatra.the specials.belle and sebastian.muse.bloc party.the stray cats.the white stripes.big bad voodoo daddy.the sixth chamber.rev.horton heat.system of a down.all rogers and hammerstein musicals...so much more....

Movies:

swingers.high fidelity.trainspotting.hedwig and the angry inch.ghost world.rocky horror picture show.coffee and cigarettes.pi.being john malkovich.tapeheads.empire records.amelie.office space.blazing saddles.young frankenstein.labyrinth.the triplets of belleville.strictly ballroom.harold and maude.but i'm a cheerleader.fight club.shallow grave.nightmare before christmas.the usual suspects.slingblade.the ice storm.fargo.edward scissor hands.corpse bride.say anything.almost famous.boondock saints.swing kids.waking life.run lola run.velvet goldmine.made.the pillow book.the royal tennenbaums...and more and more and more...
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

i feel like a traitor when i say this, but yes, i watch television. if you lived with my mom, you would too.the simpsons.kids in the hall.saturday night live(occasionly).ab fab.all my children.upright citizens brigade(thank you shane...)and i have recently become addicted to many HBO series: sex in the city, six feet under, big love, entourage. television is just better with swearing and titties. its true.

Books:

the bell jar.a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.you shall know our velocity.how we are hungry.high fidelity.about a boy.how to be good.on the road.how to loose friends and alienate people.me talk pretty one day.naked.dress your family in courderoy and denim.1984.the perks of being a wallflower.one flew over the cuckoo's nest.join me.the giver.fat bald jeff. suggestions are welcomed and requested.You are Oscar Wilde

Charming and Witty. You are incredibly popular because of your wry and satirical sense of humor. You are also incredibly talented at writing, and pushing the conventional boundaries of your society.

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Heroes:

all late nigt denny's employees. and especially one dorrance at the denny's by the asian american association *snaphit* who demands excellence with her devotion to lemons and large folded paper birds. we should all be so lucky to have such a dorrance in our lives...

My Blog

watching window...revised

this is the final product that got turned in. alot is the same. some is different. it's a bit longer...     Watching Window Jane stands on one leg when she brushes her teeth. She looks ...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

watching window...

  so...this is for my creative writing class... we have to "workshop" a story, a concept i am none to happy about.  this is what i am thinking of submitting. however, i would prefer it to su...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:55:00 PST

looks like i'm it...

laura tagged me. i have to list 6 weird quirks/traits of mine.   oh joy. damn me for reading people's blogs! (laura was not going to tag me, therefore, she is not to blame...)   1. i can't s...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:49:00 PST

now i need a movie to go around it...

so basically this was the most amazing bulletin thing ever. i didn't want to loose it. (it should be noted that darren thought of putting it in a blog first. smart kid that one.)   so here is the...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:23:00 PST

anal fist fuck...

fuck me.   my mom has been gone for 2 weeks now. 4 or 6 more. and i may have fucked it all up.   the moral(s) of the story: - answer phones. stop what(who) you are doing, and answer the phon...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST

here it goes again...

goddamn i hate this new years eve/day thing...   resoltutions: 1) quit smoking... 2) be nice without my meds... 3) get over a certain person... 4) get out of the desert...     well...al...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:20:00 PST

the only worthwhile thing i have done in philosophy...

we had to do this thing where we had to just "let the truth in us out"...(lame.) we had 2 minutes to just write about ourselves. what made us who we were and why and what and other W questions as well...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST

more about the journey than the destination...or something...

i was feeling rather stressed about a massive english presentation i had coming up...so i decided to do a ferris and take a day off... i cancelled my students. told sabrina we were leaving the valley....
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST

eternal loser on wheel of fortune...

ok. so he's back in town. and may be back in my life. yes. i know. no really. i know... my dad told me to "buy a fucking vowel"...i think that may mean "get a clue" but it's hard to tell with him some...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 11:27:00 PST

blame darren...

~*YOU*~1.What Time is it now? 12:06 2.Single or taken?ha....yeah 3.What does your name mean?"rocky hill"...shut up...it is cool... 4.Who picked out your name? mom. dad wanted to call me allison...litt...
Posted by twinkle-toes taryn... on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:57:00 PST