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Maycock

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About Me

After the eggs hatch, the mother only leaves the burrow for short periods of time to feed and wet her fur. When the mother leaves her young, she plugs the entrance with soil to protect her offspring. After laying her eggs, the female curls around them. The newly hatched platypuses are vulnerable, blind, and nude, and are fed by the mother's milk. Although she does not have nipples, the milk is released through pores in her abdomen. There are grooves on her abdomen that form pools of milk, allowing the young platypuses to lap up the milk. The offspring are suckled for three to four months after they have hatched. They leave the burrow when they are seventeen weeks old.


About you:

You put the bubbles in the beer.


About us:

What is the X-Factor? It's the extra edge in your game that turns up when no one else expects it. When it comes to us, it's the flavors you know with a taste of the unexpected.


About those before me:

Father also invented things. One was “a contraption that was supposed to work as a [perpetual] motion machine.” It was made from wood and ran on marbles.


About them:

All the Decepticons do is neatly stack Energon when the Autobots come and start some shit.


About the future:

My Interests

The ants and the fungus can somehow communicate with each others, which makes it possible for the fungus to "tell" the ants if they feed it with some food which is not healthy for it.

I'd like to meet:


Right now my focus is on one of my stats that I call CER - my Chick Exposure Rate. See, as my CER increases, my probability of performing a critical hit (getting a date) dramatically increases. It's just a matter of simple statistics.

Music:

The crocodile does cry, but it cries crocodile tears, not real tears.

Movies:

Note that covering a rabbit's eyes creates a sensation of safety for the animal, because the darkness is reassuring, as there is nothing to see and frighten them.

Television:

The brachial plexus can be visualised as a droid named D2C3, the bastard lovechild of C3PO and R2D2, who has three cords coming out of the side of its head that correspond to the upper, middle, and lower trunks. His head is the divisions and his body has a lateral, medial, and posterior aspect that correspond to the cords.

Books:

My name is Darth Vader. I am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

Heroes:

Horrific: You are indescribably monstorous or unspeakably foul, and cannot interact with normal mortals. This gives -6 on reaction rolls. The GM may decide that this trait is supernatural and unavailable to normal characters. -24 points.
Enemies Ganondorf