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The 12 Steps to be a turkey hunterStep 1: Admit that you are powerless over longbeards and your life has become unmanageable. Step 2: Came to believe that the next longbeard could restore us to sanity Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Mr.Longbeard as we understand him. Step 4: Made a searching and fearless inventory of the next longbeard. Step 5: Admitted to Mr. Longbeard, to ourselves and another human being the exact nature of why you couldn't bring in that last bird. Step 6: We're entirely ready to have Mr Longbeard remove all these defects of character. Step 7: Humbly asked Mr Longbeard to come in that extra 10 yards. Step 8: Made a list of all Longbeards we had failed to call in an became willing to make amends to our calling. Step 9: Made direct amends to our calling Step 10: Continued to take an inventory of our calling and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it. Step 11: Fought the battle of mosquitoes with dedication to improve our conscious contact with Mr. Longbeard Step 12: Having had awakened at 3:00 AM and belly crawled through blackberry thickets, get covered in ticks to get to Mr Longbeard, we try to remind ourselves that this is only a temporary bout of insanity and we will return to normal on May 2.
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