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Rocky of EEC

About Me



What can we say about Rob that already hasn't been spread about the american prison system? Overachiever... maybe. Lover of fine wine and women... most definately. Warrior, intellectual, artist and paragon of virtue. It is truly rare to find a man so great, so epic in stature and yet so humble. Trust me when I tell you that say this not only as himself but as his greatest fan. Rob has been involved in Theatre (yes, I spelled it in the pretentious way with the capitalization) for over twenty-five years. He entered the USMC out of high school where he, for some odd reason, gained the nickname "Rocky". While a marine he served in Operation Desert Shield, but not Desert Storm. The love of Rob's life married him in 1989, again for some odd reason, and they have been going strong ever since. They have two lovely, yet deliciously odd, children; Christina and Kyle . Rob has now been an employee of the US Postal Service for over 15 years now but has set his sights on a life in the Theatre (pretentious again... ha ha! suck it). A new, insidious force has recently come into Rob's life: Evil Empire Comedy. He is a founding member of this group which specializes in improv and sketch comedy, and sometimes practices ritual sacrifice on the morally ambivalent. He has recently discovered that he has a talent for comedy writing and is now content with his place in the universe.... at least for now. Bwah hahahahahahahah!style type="text/css"> Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert DeNiro- acting geek worship reasons. Lorne Michaels- job opportunity reasons. Elizabeth Hurley- ahem... personal reasons.

My Blog

8 kudos!

Okay (13), Apparently the most popular blog I've posted to date (8 kudos- woo-hoo!) was the hate mail that I've just recently posted. In case you haven't noticed, I love people loving me. Apparently h...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 23:22:00 GMT

Score! I figured out my life...

Most of my friends (and EEC fans) recognize me as a parody master. But recently events have caused me to re-evaluate my friends and the trust they've engendered in me.  So now I am using my gifts...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Happy Mother's Day

Hey! Isn't it irony: You need to wait 6 weeks and have a lisence in order to obtain a child? BUT you need only fill out a form and hand over $150 in order to obtain another human being? Sorry, I was ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Ask Rocky: Cat Fancier

Recently I received this letter which I felt I must answer promptly because the subject is one that is close to my heart. It reads:Yeah, uh. Hi.My name is Heraldo... and- well, I love cats. I love, lo...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:20:00 GMT

Ask Rocky.

Okay (12), Tonight (after receiving a touching e-mail from a long-time fan) I decided to unveil a new feature on Rob's blog. It's called Ask Rocky and here's the deal: Rocky, my alter-ego from th...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:35:00 GMT

Anniversary

Okay (11 ), This is my one year anniversary on MySpace. I will expect presents... soon.  And, NO presents made by you yourself don't count. This is a capitalist society and I expect, and am accu...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:39:00 GMT

I'm baaaaak!

Hey all, After a few month's long hiatus I'm finally back to writing and I forgot just how fun it was. This morning I wrote a new parody based off of the Britney Spears song, "(Drive me) Crazy". It's ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:33:00 GMT

You THOUGHT that you wanted to know me? Well here's a survey I recently answered.

I Don't do surveys often but... Your Autobiography Part 1: The Birth of You Where were you born? Oakland, CA Were you the first?: Yes. Only child. Adopted. My parents couldn't have any on their own (a...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:00:00 GMT

Romeo & Juliet- Disney style!

Okay (11), After a couple of dozen short sketches I think that I'm ready: I started work today on my first full-length play. It's called Rolf Dibney's: Romeo & Juliet. The play is jab at the Disne...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 16:02:00 GMT

WAKE THE F*** UP!

I see all the amazing, wonderful people in  my life lamenting about the world around them and I say WTF!!! What are you... under thirty?!  I'm thirty-seven (that's stupidly close t...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:25:00 GMT