COOPER

i like long walks on the beach and i can fold my own clothes. oh and im good at driving myself to the hospital. My best friend is the palm tree that sits above our heating vent, if i need any company i just turn on the heat and the air blows his leaves up and down and it looks like he's agreeing with everything i say. i cant rollerskate but i can snowboard and put on my pants both legs at once, i feel sorry for you one leg at a time people. Sometimes i like to dress up like a woman and punch myself in the face. I once jumped over a creek in the woods, my favorite crayon is red because it looks yummy. Speaking of crayons i fucking hate those crayon boxes of 128 colors, how many shades of fucking yellow does a kid need to draw a picture of his house, cause thats all kids can draw. That and their fucking dog which is brown. You need 8 colors Blue is water, Brown is wood or anything fuzzy, yellow is the sun, Green is the grass, Red, Black, Orange and white take care of everything else. Wait fuck that you dont need white cause everything is on white paper, except that peach colored crap paper you got in first grade, even then you dont need white unless your drawing snowmen in which cause you should be beaten with a tack hammer and thrown screaming down a flight of stairs. i got off track the point is i hate those big boxes of crayons.