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Kory Patrick Barry

wiser

About Me

It's kinda nice to work the floor since the divorce...I've been enjoying both my Christmases and my birthday cakes, and taking drugs, and making love at far too young an age. And they never check to see my grades...what a fool I'd be to start complaining now.

My Interests

randi beckett's driving skills and little red pills and paris hilton wearing a dildo on her forehead. I also like dressing up, wine and beer, my Ipod, Blockbuster .., getting shot at with a Canon, waiting for Alison to get ready, jazz piano, legs spread, classically trained, no shirt, DANCING/SINGING, the hula hoop, the frisbee, and the jump rope, AMC, speaking French, ordering things .. with my plastic, inside jokes, doing absolutely ANYTHING with alison, i love partying, i love being outside, I love looking towards even better days in the future. I especially love being in love and my beautiful and adorable cats Pot and Honey.

I'd like to meet:

more interesting people

Music:

jason mraz, jamie cullum, james blunt, natasha bedingfield, kelly clarkson, sufjan stevens, radiohead, gavin degraw, old crow medicine show, fiona apple, david gray, coldplay...you know. pretty much everything.

Movies:

The Chumbscrubber, The Pianist, Girl With a Pearl Earring, Mean Girls, Mean Creek, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Run Lola Run, Shattered Glass, A Love Song For Bobby Long, Closer, The Life of David Gale, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Trainspotting, Mystic River, Mysterious Skin, Brokeback Mountain, Imaginary Heros, Junebug, Thumbsucker, LIE, House of Wax, Life as a House, Broken Flowers, The Wizard of Oz really gets my prick standing on end...

Television:

Strangers with Candy, Kathy Griffin : My Life on the D-list, Laguna Beach, Project Runway, Queer as Folk, Nip Tuck, Inside the Actor's Studio, The Gauntlet II, my girls on The Simple Life get me going real good.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genuis. A Clockwork Orange. Crime and Punishment. The Scarlet Letter. Dress your Family in Courdoroy and Denim. How I Learned to Snap. For Whom The Bell Tolls. Lord of the Flies. The Lost Continent. You Shall Know Our Velocity!. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time. The Decameron. Brave New World. Metes and Bounds. Big Russ and Me.

My Blog

go see Paolo!

Hey all you fools, if you're smart you'll attend. Paolo Nutini is slammin' and you should all find out how heavy this man lays it down. GO!   After selling out shows all over the U.K. Paolo Nutin...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST

supa dupa fly

so my life has been quite interesting lately. I haven't blogged in a while. Just thought I would catch you peeps up on where I've been. Work, work, and more work Monday through Thursday and that's goi...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

drunken daily

The past few days have been fun. On Thursday night, I spent my time at the thinktank house. Me, Eric, and George did naked jacuzzi diving for hours - what fun that can be! After that Eric and I drank ...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:36:00 PST

OQ2K6!

so the new year was fab. I guess...? I dont remember much of anything from last night. Things I DO know : I made out with 21 people and completely smoked Mark in the contest. We ended up just calling ...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST

grody night

I just fucking wrote so much and it got deleted. Fuck. I hate that shit. Im not rewriting it all. God dammit.... my night (AGAIN!), completely paraphrased : Wolf Creek w/ Linds, Taryn, Kyle, Matt and ...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:09:00 PST

what's recumbent?

if you're going to buy a jamie cullum album, go with twentysomething. even though catching tails is good, twentysomething is better. ok? im listening to it right now, the jazz makes you want to dance!...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:38:00 PST

I am not paid to get naked, unfortunately...I just do

Ha, ha, HA! I've never written this shat before, but everyone who knows me knows I can go on for hours, especially when I'm heated or drunk. And it's usually funny. Too bad that right now I am neither...
Posted by Kory Patrick Barry on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST