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iRach

“We met on MySpace and we added each other as friends into our lives.”- Jason Schwartzman

About Me


I'm Rachel.

"I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist." - Pam Beesley, The Office

I have a love/ hate relationship with myspace. Sometimes I think about deleting it because it's so dumb. Myspace FTL.

I am an 87 year old woman trapped in a 23 year old's body.

I hated my shaman so now I'm a level 32 Blood Elf Mage on Coilfang named Katinka.

My num lock is almost always turned off when I need it because of it.

I've had my livejournal for 6 years. Read it or add me if you wish.
BUY MY STUFF or BUY ME STUFF
You guys better get your shirts at threadless.com !
My facebook

Thank you. Rock'n'roll.

PS: I love yarn; buy me some

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"Cuz Kevin said he was way ups into shorty tigers, yo!"

"I need to get my drink on."

pimp myspace - GENERATE YOUR OWN WORLDMAP NOW!

My Interests

accounting, andrew mcmahon's hair, bamfs, baking, bang ftw, board games, bob saget, buffalo chicken dip, camping, carbohydrates, carmen electra's striptease aerobics, coilfang ftw, crafts, crocheting, cupcakes, dane cook, dino-pirates, dreamphone, fignuts, flamingos, gorge camping, hotwire coffeehouse, human beings, jedis, katamari damacy, kissing boys cody, knitting, lightsabers, madlibs, mages, mitch hedberg, mixed tapes, mojitos, ninjas, oldies, pajamas jammie jams, pirates, polymer clay, pwning, scrabble, scrapbooking, seattle, shuffle, smoothies, snickerdoodles, southern style frozen biscuit dough, spooning, su-fi, super scrabble, swiss miss, tetris, the barrens chat, the internets, the joey, the sky, the zoo, uno attack, up your ziggy with a wawa brush, violet, vodka, warped tour, world of warcraft, xbox 360, yarn, your mom

I'd like to meet:

YES - please talk to me
SPIDERMAN
Bob Saget
Your mom
People who knit and/or crochet
Old friends
New friends
Someone that wants to buy me a lightsaber Too late, Cody did ♥
Brandon Boyd
Milo Ventimiglia
Gwen Stefani
Jason Schwartzmann
BAMFs
Wes Anderson
Derek Zoolander
Jessica Darling
Amy Poehler
Pam Beesley
Hiro Nakamura
Andrew McMahon's hair, again
OF COURSE, Shakira
Tuxedo Mask
And Trent from Daria

NO - stay out of my myspace
Hormonal pre-teen boys
Hormonal middle aged men
Men dressed in cat suits
ET
People who are closed mind or cause drama
Noobs
Old non-friends
New non-friends
Non-BAMFs "I make plans to break plans..."

Music:


I enjoy:
saves the day, fall out boy, brand new, jack's mannequin, gym class heroes, hellogoodbye, senses fail, a static lullaby, the early november, i can make a mess like nobody's business, hidden in plain view, new found glory, the starting line, cute is what we aim for, death cab for cutie, cursive, the academy is, panic at the disco, finch, harvey danger, the postal service, metric, hot hot heat, richard cheese, the beatles, led zeppelin, lynyrd skynyrd, something corporate, ludacris, acceptance, daphne loves derby, no doubt, silverchair, garbage, radiohead, the wallflowers, chevelle, the used, coheed and cambria, throwdown, the movielife, bright eyes, manchester orchestra, mae, taking back sunday, h20, turned up missing, andrew wk, kelly clarkson, heather yeoman, flogging molly, paramore
and various other musical acts.
Oh and...mother effin SCHUMAN SPEAKS!

Movies:

all i wanna do, amelie, cant hardly wait, dazed and confused, donnie darko, empire records, fight club, garden state, get over it, harry potter, kill bill volumes 1 & 2, labyrinth, lord of the rings, napoleon dynamite, now and then, old school, pulp fiction, requiem for a dream, romi and micheles high school reunion, rushmore, saved!, snatch, spiderman, team america world police, the breakfast club, the fifth element, the life aquatic, the little mermaid, the princess bride, the royal tenenbaums, toy story, wallace and gromit, wet hot american summer, x-men, zoolander, (wes anderson movies)

Television:

lost, project runway, the oc (seasons 1 & 2), friends, aqua teen hunger force, america's next top model, daria, sealab 2021, family guy, i love the 80s, stella, clone high, scrubs, rob and big, meerkat manor, i love lucy, seinfeld, ace of cakes, lingo, little people big world, shear genius, reality shows, top chef, hell's kitchen, the office, heroes, big brother, arrested development

Books:

sloppy firsts, second helpings, (megan mccafferty books), wicked, breakfast of champions, slaughterhouse five, (kurt vonnegut books, r.i.p.), fight club, namedropper, thin skin, the perks of being a wallflower, confessions of a shopaholic, the hot zone, shes come undone, animal farm, 1984, the pirates! in an adventure with scientists, twelve, harry potter, i hate shakespeare

My Blog

school starts next week

I am sort of freaking out about school. I am debating whether or not to read the first chapters of my books to get a head start. Then again, we might not start on the first chapter and I would have re...
Posted by iRach on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

and the good girls are home with broken hearts

I would kill someone for a scone right now. Also, when did text books for two classes start costing THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY dollars?
Posted by iRach on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:50:00 PST

PAWS walk

..> Click here to donate to PAWS walk! It's tomorrow so this is your last chance! Even $5 will help!..>...
Posted by iRach on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

yea you were right about me

I am such a bum. I never signed up for classes because I missed my dates and then it closed for you and whenever I would call no one would be there. And so I called last night and they were like oh it...
Posted by iRach on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

motivation

I look like crap. Thyroid or PCOS or what...it doesn't matter, I look like crap. And I think I have my motivation. I want to be able to point at you and say oh really well I know what your name m...
Posted by iRach on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:31:00 PST

hey there lila

WELCOME TO LIFE OUTSIDE ALIA'S UTERUS LILA JANE!**She is yawning NOT crying, haha...
Posted by iRach on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

i totally forgot it was bumbershoot this weekend

The Shins2:30 PM - 3:45 PM @ Samsungadd to schedule +447:00 PM - 8:00 PM @ Samsungadd to schedule Gym Class Heroes8:30 PM - 9:30 PM @ Samsungadd to schedule Panic! At The Disco10:00 PM - 11:00 PM @...
Posted by iRach on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

like a rolling stone

I totally miss working at the flower shop sometimes. I don't miss the having no money part or the snotty customers and the waiting 2 hours for a bus at Christmastime stuff. But I miss feeling a lot mo...
Posted by iRach on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

this fishbowl life is all they need

OOMMMGGG. I am having a hard time trying to stay awake today. Headache + tired + stomach ache. I wish I was in bed.
Posted by iRach on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

kaboom

I'm not entirely sure I understand the concept of Minesweeper. I sure as heck get Minesweeped.
Posted by iRach on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:15:00 PST