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About Me

Just another Army Medic living in DC. I don't spend much time on the net, so don't think I am a dick when I am not able to get back to you right away. Since you already know me you don't need to read this section, and if you don't know me, well, fugget. By the way...I sleep with the light on, not because I am afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elderly, depressed, accident-prone junkie, likes Canadian food and Welsch music, seeking rich, well-built, oversexed, female deaf mute in her late teens. Must be nonsmoker.

just kidding...in general I like people who don't suck.
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Trailer Park Boys - Ricky goes to College
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Government buildings are the easiest to rob
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Trailer park boys free cable
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My Blog

A personal request

This Tuesday, November 11th, is Veteran's Day. For most it means a potential 3-day or 4 day weekend. As you run your errands this weekend keep an eye out for those Vietnam, Korean, and what remains of...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:07:00 GMT

Controversial...?

Not so controversial, and typing on the internet doesn't really establish guts, but hell I am just delaying my morning run so I will be "tough" and "tackle the hard questions" as many "tough and admir...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT

86 Rules of Drinking like an Adult

I stole this Bonita, but that doesn't make any less insightful... 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoeve...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:15:00 GMT

Picture Survey

Really this was just something to do to pass the time while watching paint dry and waiting for beer... 1.) Your Name?2.) Where were you born?3.) Your favorite posession?4.) Your favorite car?5.) Favor...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Dear Alcohol

Yeah I stole this from my friend Kim, but in my defense I was drinking at the time.... Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:28:00 GMT

Humility

So in the past couple days I have helped deliver two babies, a little girl and a huge boy.  Well to be honest my use of the word help is a bit liberal.  For the baby girl, I hooked up some m...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 16:14:00 GMT

Breasts - their strength and weakness...

So, not that I didn't realize before, today I witnessed first hand the intense power of breasts.  One of my troops got a flat tire in downtown Silver Spring (crazy traffic) but had recently lent ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:16:00 GMT

If your cable was out today, I apologize

So yeah, the categories never match what I am talking about, so I have decided to pick at random.  This story does involve an auto, and there is always a motive, so I guess it's not a lie. I was ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Don’t talk about it, be about it

Yeah, so I put the category as fashion, style, shopping...two tears in a bucket, fucket.  If you were looking for a blog about fashion, style, or shopping then you should know not to look to me.....
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Murphys Laws of Combat

Adapted from my friend Donk Johnson... 1. Friendly fire - isn't.2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:27:00 GMT