Your Friendly Neighborhood Crack Dealer

Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName: Melissa Birthday: 5/23/77 Birthplace: Aurora, IL Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Height: 5'10 Right Handed or Left Handed: both Your Heritage: French, Scottish, German, American Indian, and half smartass The Shoes You Wore Today: bend over and I'll show you Your Weakness: overdoses...damn near kills me Your Fears: Bats...not the wooden ones the warm blooded ones..although in a bad situation the wooden ones would be scary as hell... Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Crack top seller of the year Thoughts First Waking Up: la dee fuckin daaaa Your Best Physical Feature: my medulla oblongata Your Bedtime: when I run out of crack Your Most Missed Memory: when crack was only a nickle Pepsi or Coke: Coke with a side of crack please Do you Smoke: just crack! cigarettes will kill you! Do you Swear: damn... Im not sure...lemmie get back to you on this fuckin question okay? Do you Sing: Only if my life is threatened and I need a weapon of mass destruction Do you Shower Daily: I would hope everyone does Have you Been in Love: yeah... thats like asking have you ever been fucked over before... Do you want to get Married: Just about as bad as jumping into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades... ohhhh fun! Do you believe in yourself: Yes...especially when I meet the companys crack selling quota...there is no greater high Do you get Motion Sickness: no as long as you hold still Are you a Health Freak: no...not a "HEALTH" freak... Do you get along with your Parents: yes if they behave.. Do you play an Instrument: sure the skin flute... does that count? In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no..I do this shit sober...scary huh? In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah crackheads anonymous... got my 2 month button In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, The hearts of many small villages Ever been Drunk: hmmm... *hic* wha? hold on I need another drink..scotchy scotch scotch, I love scotch...it goes down, down into my belly... Ever been called a Tease: no. I have been called a dick tease though...is that the same thing? Ever been Beaten up: ha, no... you offering? I could use a good ass kickin every now and then. How do you want to Die: tied behind a truck in my wheelchair with the breaks locked doing 90mph...one last spill and thrill...yeeeha What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a little older What country would you most like to Visit: one with great scenery and no people In a Boy.. Eyes: yes.. eyes would be terrific Hair: doesnt matter. hair or no hair. Short or Long Hair: short & clean cut Height: my height or taller than me Weight: doesnt matter just as long as you can move about the planet with out using a wheelbarrow or motorized cart as an alternative to walking Best Clothing Style: none...I mean it doesnt matter... not "no" clothes...although...hehehe...nevermind Number of Illegal Drugs I have taken: none ever sept crack hehehe Number of CDs I own: 2 at 6%.. you gotta diversify your funds biotches! Number of Piercings: 2 Number of Tattoos: one Number of things in my Past I Regret: just taking this fucking quiz.