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Golden LowLife

About Me

I'm red all over. That's it, there's nothing else.

My Blog

I'd hang up on you, but we're not talking.

I sat down to write something  sordid and angry in order to vent a building annoyance that's perched upon my shoulders but as my ass hit the chair I lost all inspiration.  I'm chalking it up...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:05:00 GMT

I think the vegans might have a point

In case you weren't aware................. "The announcement last week by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that products from clones are safe to eat has reignited debate over the safety and...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 18:43:00 GMT

They're still trying to flatten the world...

You know what's the best?  When you write this massive diatribe about how pissed you are, because the McGuinty government has approved the 205 acre expansion of an aggregate quarry smack-dab in t...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:57:00 GMT

Thanks for the help, now go die.

Fuck all y'all who keep feeling as though it's your business to interfere with my shit, to ''warn" people about me and generally act as though you are in some way responsible for keeping people o...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Drinking Gas 101

Of course we're out in the middle of butt-fuck Grimbsy today when the pump runs out of gas and the cistern we're about to crawl into is still tits full of lovely smelling water.  Solution?  ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:44:00 GMT

And then there were three!!

Unreal!! Utterly unreal.  What was I going to say?  Oh, right......I'm finding that lately, psuedo-intellectual babble is passing for introspective reflection, and formless, nearly incoheren...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:58:00 GMT

They're dead and I'm happy.

What?  You try quitting everything at once and see how happy you fuckin' are.  Maimed a tree today pretty good, but planted two out of respite for the wound.  So bring it Jimmy.  I got you locked.  Le...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:47:00 GMT

Fuckin' Warped Tour madness

So the warped tour kicked ass....too many bands I wanted to see, but the highlights were seeing Helmet, The Bled, Protest the Hero, Rise Against, Thursday (who suck live by the way), and though I don'...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:10:00 GMT

Sure, I'll take your money....

Born to do it?  Who knows....but I learn faster than the next man, I know that.  So when I've been working for less than 3 months at the new job and the boss wants to give me a $2 an hour ra...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:52:00 GMT

that shit was CHEEZY!

did anyone else notice that last blog was cheezy as fuck?  Why didn't anyone say anything?  was it actually good?  Well, don't tell me it was, 'cause I didn't write it.  Some no-ta...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:07:00 GMT