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Muscat & Archibald

Whats Good you Rotten Bitches!?

About Me

Archibald Jizmore - Crasher of blimps, slayer of giants - Muscat Jenkins - Puts stripes on Adidas

My Interests

Women, Music, Drogas, Women, Explosions, Little people (aka Midgets), Fighting, Drinking, and Fighting each other after drinking heavily.

I'd like to meet:

anyone under 4'11, Tupac, Biggie, Jimi Hendrix, Opie and Anthony, Lil Jimmy Norton, The Keebler Elf, a monchichi, Richard Pryor, Stephen Lynch (awesome in concert by the way), Leroy from Fame, Huggybear, One Day Left, Sevendust, Jesus, Godsmack, your mom, Ted Ferguson, my real daddy :(, Tracy Morgan, Apollo Creed's trainer, Bill Duke, John Wayne, Pretty Lou from the lost boys, Grace Jones, and Steven Seagal.

Music:

Everything..and we mean everything. Always looking for something new.

Movies:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Friday trilogy, Fried Green Tomatoes, Hollywood Harlots Vol 1 - 12, Truckstop Pimps, Cool as Ice, Barbar: The Movie, All the Baby Got Back vids,all the Panochitas videos, Bachelor Party, Sense and Sensibility and Happy Feet.

Television:

Anything w/ like naked women or that makes fun of those less fortunate than ourselves...or explosions

Books:

We really don't like to but if we do, we make sure it has pictures for Archibald. Muscat can read, Archibald is just getting his ABC's down and will hopefully learn how to write within the lines by the end of '07. Reach for the stars my friend...reach for the stars.

Heroes:

We have several...unfortunately most of them are incarcerated or on the lam...

My Blog

These might be my final hours on earth.

I guess what I'm about to do will be considered dreams and supernatural. Myself and my co-patriot and vindicator of evil, the rear admiral Chuk "Mongoose" Horowitz are going on a trip with the green f...
Posted by Muscat & Archibald on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

Chimay...the devil's brew.

If you ever have a chance to drink Chimay (It's a very swanky beer made by Monks, whom I believe secretly work for the devil) drink it. BUT Be forwarned, it will make you racist, make you surly, make ...
Posted by Muscat & Archibald on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

Hung over...

Went to a wacky poker tournament of sorts last night, it was a friend (who shall remain nameless) who decided it was a good time to have a poker party since his wife was away. Long story short, @ 5am ...
Posted by Muscat & Archibald on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

What the balls?!!

Our site is down, shows are missing '07 is looking to be a whole heap of fun fun fun...we are going to do new shows after the playoffs...keep ya posted.
Posted by Muscat & Archibald on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

Slowly but surely...getting back to business...

Rev. Jizzmore here, I'm trying to get Muscat to write something but more than likely, he won't...so I guess it's up to me for now. The swap meet is slowly but surely getting back together, hopefully s...
Posted by Muscat & Archibald on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST