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About Me

Carlos X RodriguezI'm a bad motor-scooter, with a penchant for brunettes, knives and bourbon. I say nope to dope and uhg to drugs. I have a wit that's as sharp as my tools, and I'm a WHIRLWIND in the sack. Wanna win me over? Make me laugh, and don't be an idiot. It's pretty much that simple. If you do manage to make me your friend, and you don't go and fuck things up...I'll gladly lay down my life for you. I don't suffer fools readily and I don't tend to forgive.
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Brea, CA, USA
HOMETOWN: L.A. Ca.
SIGN: i'm an idiot, with mars rising
OCCUPATION: Wino
STATS: 5W-38L-1D 4ko's
BODY MODS: Kanji on the back of my neck, and a butterfly knife on each tricep.
FAVORITE ARTISTS: Jon J Muth, Kent Williams, Thom Ang, Masumi Umezaki, Dave McKean, Patton Oswalt, Dave Atell, Mike Birbiglia, Louis C.K., Francesco Clemente, Boris Said, Micheal Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen, Jimmy Clark, Gilles Villeneuve, Mike Hawthorn, Miguel Duhamel, Nicky Hayden, Valentino Rossi...and a bunch others.
VICES: Whiskey, Speeds in excess of 150mph, Knives, Guns, Breasts, thighs...wings
CURRENT CRUSH: i no longer take part in that particular tradition.whats the fucking point?
INTO: Laughter, Old cars. New cars. Chica motorcycles. Ducati Motorcycles. 9-ball, Whiskey. Learning something new.
MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: that one time that i lived in a box
5 ITEMS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: ashton VSG's, trident tropical twist gum, GMR, pen,paper
MAKES ME HAPPY: Laughter, HER laughter, Ferrets, Taking the perfect apex, My cat, Baby animals. 1959 Cadillac Series 62, Givers
MAKES ME SAD: Hairless Ferrets, Broken head studs, Road kill, Priests, Dry pens, Takers.
GETS ME HOT: Dark hair, Big Dark eyes, Belly buttons, Crooked smiles/smirks, Nape o' the neck, Wordless flirting and a woman that ain't afraid to speak her mind.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: at 12yrs old while watching Three's Company
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: I'm a sucker for a cowgirl...or a reverse cowgirl for that matter!


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My Blog

Smoke free for 1 year-ish!

I have been by and large cigarette free for 1 year now. I will admit to having had one here and there, to the tune of about maybe 5-6 during that year. But each time I do it just reminds me how much I...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Life is a simple affair...

Just some general thoughts from yours truly. Over the years, I’ve been trying to look at things in a different manner than I used to. Trying to let go of all the negativity that used to surround...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:35:00 GMT

Best question...EVER!!!

So today I go out to run some errands and stuff on the motorcycle. I have a little bluetooth headset thingy for my helmet. As I’m finishing things up and riding back home I get a phone call. It ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:16:00 GMT

bit on the eye? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Ok, so this morning i was supposed to ride out to Irvine for a car show called Coffee and Cars . I was looking forward to seeing all my Fav classic Euro and Historic cars along with some modern c...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:59:00 GMT

My valentines day tip to the fellas...

Save your dough. Don't waste it on roses.nothing says, this relationship is soon going to whither, die and start to stink like dead roses.ahhh...romance.give her a firm opened handed slap on the ass a...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:44:00 GMT

I had a ricer dad...

I was just having a convo with the moms about my cars and stuff. And she proceeds to tell me about how my dad used to love taking old slow cars and add hood scoops and wings to the body to make them "...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:20:00 GMT

Smoking...

So back in early November it seems that I kinda just offhandedly quit smoking.  I don't recall making a conscious decision to stop...It just sorta happened.    I was so busy after ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:29:00 GMT

DAMN YOU MYSPACE AND Match.com!!

ok, so you've all seen them. MATCH.COM ads. I am immune to them. As I am to most online ads.But this one... this ad, gets me everytime. She's just so damn baby duck. That is when she isn;t pursing her...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Still learning after all these years...

So with the ending of yet another calendar year I've come to notice that I have learned more this year than in any other. And all it took was reliving situations that I had lived through once before a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:18:00 GMT

I left my heart...

At Baby Blues BBQ in Venice beach, Ca Sweet Tea, BBQ Ribs, Mac N' cheese, baked beans(not so much baked, but still tasty as all getout!) corn bread, pulled pork(heh) , beef brisket and chipotle butter...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:39:00 GMT