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Mr. Anonymous

Glødende, fra regionen av Belial's barn

About Me

HELP ME PAY MY MVA FINE!
AIM- thyblackest
YIM- thyblackest
- The reason(s) why I'm single.
- The name is Chris.
- I am an introvert, sensing, thinking, perceiving type personality. Don’t know what that is? Click here to find out.
To make a long story short... If you don't fit my 5 f's you need not apply:
- Are you feeding me?
- Are you financing me?
- Are you fucking me?
- Are you family?
- Are you a friend?
If not, then go somewhere else and don't look back because I certainly won't.
I live my life expecting the worst so that way when it happens, I've been expecting it. Ninety percent of the time that doesn't happen, so it's a relief- because I've been expecting something horrible to happen. I don't see a point in doing anything unless it benefits me. If something doesn't benefit me, its a waste of my time. Things that are beneficial to me physically, mentally, financially or emotionally. This trait is probably what led me to enlist in the army. I enlisted for a free college education, amongst many other things. The army also provides me with free housing, free medical benefits, and a paycheck so I'm definitely not complaining. You also learn alot about yourself which is important to me. I don't have a "style", nor do I want one. I wear what I want because I like it. I don't watch television because I think the cathode tube is the leading cause of complacency, poor education (not doing homework or studying because I want to watch t.v.), herd mentality (buy this, wear this, drive this etc.), amongst other things I'm sure I could come up with. I am completely independent and self-sufficient. And I love to laugh at the losers I use to associate myself with. I always get the last laugh fuckers.
Alot of people usually close with "If you want to know anything else, just ask." I'd say that too... but I know nobody ever asks. But thank you for taking the time to get an abbreviated rundown on my life. Just like an iceberg, you're not seeing the whole picture- there's much more below the surface.

My Interests



- Astrology
- Cooking
- Drums (My Pearl EXR Fusions)
- Education
- Etymology
- Good Food and Intelligent (read: educated) Conversation
- History
- Middle-earth
- Morality/Ethics
- Music
- Nature
- Pestilence Productions
- Philosophy
- Photography
- Psycho-Analysis
- Psychology
- Reading
- Science and Technology
- Sindarin and Quenyan
- Sitting and watching "the herd"
- Supernatural Phenomena
- The Feanorian Script
- Travel
- Valor

...Amongst many other things...

I'd like to meet:

A chick that's necro as fuck.

Music:

- I'm into Black and Death Metal, amongst others:

- 1349
- Abigail Williams
- Abigor
- Amon Amarth
- Arckanum
- Arcturus (La Masquerade Infernale)
- Arsis
- At The Gates
- Bach
- Bathory (early)
- Beethoven
- Beherit
- Behexen
- Black Dahlia Murder, The
- Black Sabbath
- Blind Guardian
- Blut Aus Nord
- Borknagar
- Burzum (Filosofem and earlier)
- Cannibal Corpse
- Carpathian Forest (early)
- Cirith Gorgor
- Craft
- Darkthrone
- Dark Funeral
- Deathspell Omega
- Dimmu Borgir
- Dødheimsgard
- Doors, The
- Dying Fetus
- Emperor (early)
- Enslaved
- Gaahlskagg
- Gehenna
- Gorgoroth
- Graveworm
- Guns N Roses
- Heresi
- Horna
- Howard Shore (Lord of the Rings Soundtracks)
- Immortal
- Impious
- Iron Maiden
- Isengard
- Kataklysm
- Lamb of God
- Le' rue Delashay
- Leviathan
- Limbonic Art
- Marduk
- Mayhem
- Mörk Gryning
- Motley Crue
- Mozart
- Nachtmystium
- Necrophagist
- Probot
- Ragnarok
- Satanic Warmaster
- Sargeist
- Satyricon
- Setherial
- Stravinsky
- Summoning
- Swarm Of The Lotus
- Tchaikovsky
- Thorns
- Trelldom
- Urgehal
- Wagner
- Zyklon-B

Movies:

(the ones I own):
- 28 Days Later
- A History of Violence
- Airheads
- American Beauty
- American History X
- An American Haunting
- AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
- Amityville Horror, The (2005)
- Army of Darkness
- Big Lebowski, The
- Blow
- Boogie Nights
- Boondock Saints, The
- Braveheart
- Cabin Fever
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Catch Me If You Can
- Changeling, The
- CLOCKWORK ORANGE
- Clue
- Creepshow
- Creepshow 2
- Dawn of the Dead
- Dead Alive
- Devil's Rain, The (1975)
- Devil's Rejects, The
- Dominion (Prequel to the Exorcist)
- Dracula, Bram Stoker's
- Event Horizon
- Evil Dead, The
- Exorcist, The (The Version You've Never Seen)
- Exorcism of Emily Rose, The (even though the movie contains no factual information whatsoever to the real event that it was based off of)
- Falling Down
- Fahrenheit 9/11
- Fly, The
- Forrest Gump
- Frailty
- Friday the 13th 1-8
- Fright Night
- From Hell
- Full Metal Jacket
- Gangs of New York
- Gate, The
- Ginger Snaps
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- Goonies, The
- Hannibal
- Haunting, The (1963)
- High Tension
- Higher Learning
- Hills Have Eyes, The (1977)
- House
- Howling, The
- Irreversible
- It
- Jacob's Ladder
- Killer Klowns From Outer Space
- Kingdom of the Spiders
- Land of the Dead
- Last of the Mohicans, The
- THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
- Lost Boys, The
- Magnolia
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Night of the Demons
- Night Flyer, The
- Ninth Gate, The
- Office Space
- Outsiders, The
- Pet Sematary
- Poltergeist
- Predator
- Prince of Darkness
- Princess Bride, The
- Pumpkinhead
- Quills
- Rain Man
- Raising Arizona
- Ravenous
- Resevoir Dogs
- Ronin
- Rosemary's Baby
- Satanis, The Devil's Mass/Sinthia The Devil's Doll
- Saving Private Ryan
- Savage Harvest
- Saw
- Saw 2
- Scanners
- Schindler's List
- Shining, The
- Sin City
- Spaceballs
- Stand By Me
- Starship Troopers
- Superstition
- Super Troopers
- Swimming With Sharks
- Terminator, The
- Terminator 2
- Thirteen Ghosts
- Three Amigos
- Total Recall
- Troll
- Troll 2
- Videodrome
- Zombie (Lucio Fulci's)
and growing at a very rapid rate...

Television:

Fuck TV. BEWARE THE GLARE!

Books:

I read alot. I like all Anton Szandor LaVey and J.R.R. Tolkien, but also to include (but not limited to): Geoffrey Chaucer, Niccolo Machiavelli, Aristotle (The Art of Rhetoric is a must-read), Frederich Nietzsche, Wilhelm Reich, Sigmund Freud (New Introductory Lectures on Psycho-Analysis is another recommended read- but others too), John Milton, Dante Alighieri, Homer's Iliad and Oddessy... maybe more later...

Heroes:

"Say unto thine own heart, I am mine own redeemer!"

My Blog

On The Placebo Effect

Its funny what kind of buffoons you run into on this dreck festival known as the internet, especially on Myspace. I wanted to see who else attends Excelsior College, so I clicked on that link on my ho...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

Worst songs since 2000 to the present

Some of you may remember that I posted something like this a few months ago. I've added to it for your enjoyment. I've compiled an extremely short list here of the worst songs that have been written ...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST

I've set myself up for success.

I've finally enrolled in school, and I'm going to start taking my first class (English Composition 101) sometime this month.
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:34:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

From Magus Anton Szandor LaVey "The most dangerous of all enthroned lies is the holy, the sanctified, the privileged lie--the lie everyone believes to be a model truth. It is the fruitful mother of al...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST

Mastered

Built for Sin. You've heard it... its the intro track on Miasma. I'm working on the I'm Charming solo. It proves to be too difficult for a novice like myself....
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST

The Only Brew For The Brave And True

Oh you can search far and wideYou can drink the whole town dryBut you'll never find a beer so brownAs the one we drink in our hometown You can keep your fancy alesYou can drink 'em by the flagonBut th...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST

The start of an education

Right now I'm waiting on approval of my Tuition Assistance paperwork. It shouldn't take but maybe a week to get that approved. Afterwards I have to go to the Ed center to map out my degree path. Once ...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST

A fucking pretentious asshole.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=16038463 I need not say anymore. Go read the fucking blog post entitled "About my name" something or other.......
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:55:00 PST

A reason why MySpace fellates my rod.

So about a week ago, I took the time to create a Black Dahlia Murder profile that featured songs from the Unhallowed album. I guess the actual lband decided to piss and moan about this good gesture be...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:48:00 PST

The "Black Screen of Death."

Are you a computer nerd? Do you know what the "Black Screen of Death" is? There's two screens of death. The blue and the black. If you get the blue, you might as well buy a new computer. The black one...
Posted by Mr. Anonymous on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:35:00 PST