The Ostrich District |
Slight change of plans. As much as I loved Vegas, I had to leave. Where else can you possibly win a million dollars, find a puppy and play shuffleboard all in the same building? That's right, NY!
For ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:47:00 GMT |
Picking up Prints |
I will be in the glorious (yet somehow windy) city of Las Vegas for the next 4 months. If anyone needs a place to crash for a couple of days/ wants to hang out/ needs a getaway driver then I'm your gi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 15:32:00 GMT |
The Pine Cone Parrot |
I was noticing the beginning of spring while walking down the street today. There were birds everywhere, blossoms everywhere, and most of all the hallucinatory effect of grey clouds on sky. Everything...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:33:00 GMT |
St Andrews (Me as an Ancient Jazz Monkey) |
http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk//Transformer/index.html
(Because it's fun to transform yourself)
If you transform yourself, please reply with a link and/or image. I'd love to ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
Accordion! |
My attempts at estate sales, church basements and Ebay have led to nothing (and left me heartbroken.) If anyone knows of anyone who has a cousin who might be willing to sell their working-condition (b...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:14:00 GMT |
Numbers Station |
My sister's dog liked to burrow under the snow when I took her for walks. She liked the powdery snow best because she's a big dog with big lungs and could inhale the snow right up to her being. Always...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
Cargo Cults |
A few days ago I went to the grocery store to buy hangers (of all things), and I looked up and saw the Wall O Savings. It is crowned on top by giant carboard boxes of cereal like monolithic idols . Th...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:25:00 GMT |
The Potato Eaters |
Sunlight falls fast. This land would be prehistoric without houses, lights and layers. Lakes would be left harboring chambers of magma that will eventually seep out and slip t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 23:44:00 GMT |
Worm Farms for fun and Profit |
Buffalo Bill strolls the World's Fair in dusty boots. His sharp-eyed buttons stare at the first Automatic Potato Peeler, and far from thinking about noise and turks he smiles at the vendor and eats hi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 22:31:00 GMT |
Chia Cynic: Just add vodka and a defeatist attitude |
A. Gonzales!
The old woman down the street just demonstrated her high kickI would go into her house and knock down all the wallsPut up glass and charge admissionEat her dog food
Insider!
You are lazyD...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:02:00 GMT |
