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About Me

Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I see a lot of people listing Jesus/God, or their ideal mate as the people they want to meet. Honestly folks... I'd like to meet Kermit the Frog

My Blog

A blog about Concerts, and my attendance of them.

Some of my most favoritest bands EVAR are going to be at Edgefest.. And I have no one to gloat to, so naturally, I will blog about it. Here's a CTRL+C/V job for you guys... The Killers - My Chemical R...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:54:00 GMT

NOW TAKING MS PAINT REQUESTS!!!!

As most of you know... I am highly skilled in the Microsoft computer program, "MS Paint" No one really knows what the "MS" stands for. Probably multiple sclerosis. But that's aside the point...My good...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:06:00 GMT

CLCIK HERE AND MAKE FUN OF ME

It's been a while since I posted a blog... so to celebrate, this blog has a gimmick... The sole purpose of this blog is for everyone to talk trash about me. You don't have to mean it... but you totall...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:21:00 GMT

And today was a day just like any other...

*cue guitar riffs* Time for random thoughts used together!!!!!!   So I just got demoted from sleeping on an air mattress in the living room, to sleeping on a deflated air mattress on the floor in...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:47:00 GMT

MIKE IS SOOOOO SEXY IN HIS NEW SHIRT

>>>HTML IS BROKEN!!! CLICK THE LINKS YOURSELF, LAZY ASS!   I don't care what My sister says.... my new shirt is PIMP http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j280/Desrever_Mai/censored .jpg I censored ou...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 21:05:00 GMT

Anyone remember "Baywatch Nights"

It was David Hasselhoff solving ghost mysteries or something. I dunno... I can't remember it that well. How are you guys doing?
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 18:43:00 GMT

HAIR = CUT

PICS = LATER
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 18:51:00 GMT

HE KICKED HIM IN THE PENIS!

IMPORTANT RULES: In this blog: Only make comments about The Muppets. This includes, but is not limited to "Sesame Street", "Fragglerock", "The Muppet Show", "The Dark Crystal" etc etc etc......
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:46:00 GMT

HAY GUYZ!!!! I'M BLOGGING!!!!!!

I'M IN THE BLOGGOSPHERE!!!! BLOG BLOG BLOG!   I don't know if I'm a cat person or a dog person.   Red shirts never look good on me.   I need to buy into a fad so I can fit in.   I ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:15:00 GMT

Let's Dance!

Ok, so enough people finally bullied me into a MySpace account. You all suck a lot, just to let you know. But here it is. Michael's MySpace account. Maybe I'll put some pictures in. Everyone likes&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:42:00 GMT