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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello everyone, i'm Cat and yes, you guessed it...i am a Cat! I had a troubled upbringing in some ways, but i've finally settled in London after a long walk from the West Country, and am living in a nice home with my new Dad and my best friend Charlie - he's a Monkey. I guess in a way i'm adopted...maybe all cats are, but i'm very happy here, and we have loads of fun! I am well known on the club scene as any hard raver will tell you, and am also known as a bit of an alcoholic, which is a slight overstatement, but i do like a good drink! I spend most of my time partying or sleeping it off, but i've finally decided to launch my profile on Myspace to see if i can make some new friends! I'm a cat in a strange city, and i really want everyone to add me as a friend and make me the most popular cat in the world!!! Add me, talk to me, ask me anything...i'm a friendly cat, so come say hello!!

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I'd like to meet:

ANYONE AND EVERYONE!!!!! I love meeting new people even if they just pop by to say hello, leave a comment or add me as a friend. I like making new friends, so pop by and say hi!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cat
Birthday: I'm not actually sure, but i think i'm about 29 in cat years if that helps??
Birthplace: Bristol originally....
Current Location: ...London, with my Dad. He's cool!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Okay...i'll admit it....here i go...i'm GINGER okay? Now stop fucking laughing!!!
Height: Standing up or on all fours??
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right pawed
Your Heritage: I'm a hot water bottle made to look like a cat!! (Never tell anyone okay?)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Christ, this is hard, so i'll keep it simple...i don't wear any, okay?
Your Weakness: Beer...i could bath in the stuff!
Your Fears: The vet, bath time, and finding out i'm alergic to beer.
Your Perfect Pizza: Beer??? - No seriously, ummm...what about 'Dog Roadkill Supreme'??
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Super-Stardom!!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Purrrrrr......
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mmmmmm....Beeeeeer....
Your Best Physical Feature: My nose is quite cute!
Your Bedtime: I virtually live in bed, so it could be any time!!
Your Most Missed Memory: Actually don't miss anything, each day gets better and better!
Pepsi or Coke: Does Pepsi come in lines?? I think not!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King is classed as 'Gourmet' in our house!
Single or Group Dates: Group...just bring a group of girls and i'll date them all!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer actually!
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm a bit of a chocoholic, i must admit.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is too frothy and gets in my whiskers, so coffee i guess...or Beer!!
Do you Smoke: Socially yes...but then i'm VERY sociable!!
Do you Swear: Cunt?
Do you Sing: On fences at night yes, it's known as 'Caterwauling' if you must know.
Do you Shower Daily: We cats hate water, i just preen.
Do you want to go to College: NO!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Completely, 100% i live the rock and roll lifestyle i know i'll have one day!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not even when drunk!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Who can resist a friendly cat!!??
Are you a Health Freak: I lick my nads clean every day, what more do you want?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah!! They're soooo cool!!
Do you play an Instrument: Depends if you want a serious answer or not?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Now let me think....
Ever been Drunk: YES!! - what gave that one away!!??
Ever been called a Tease: Cats are natural teases!
Ever been Beaten up: No, i am what is known on the street as 'A bad ass mutha'.
Ever been in the cockpit of a plane before? No, they'd put me in the hold and quarantine me for 6 months if i flew, so i'm kind of grounded!!
Ever seen a grown man naked? Yeah, i fleeced this dude down to his boxers at a poker match!
Ever have a dog rub up and down your leg? If a dog even thought about humping me i would pull its tail off and shove it up his japs eye!!!
What is your shoe size? 4 paws mean anything to you??
Who's going to win the Super Bowl next year? Didn't the Dallas Cowboys win this year? Maybe they'll do it again, who knows?
How do you want to Die: I have 9 lives so it really doesn't matter, does it?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm afraid i'm as big as God wanted me to be, but i'll be famous!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have done the lot in my time, i admit.
Number of CDs I own: None actually!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret thaat i didn't haul ass and move to London with my Dad quicker.

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