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Bill

your daily dose of honesty

About Me


Here's all the vital if you want to meet me. Call me, email me, mail me, or just drive over! I'm not picky, and if you want to hang out, then just come over here.
I live at 64 Shore Road, Edgecomb, Maine, 04556. If you want to write me letters, write exactly that. If you want to visit me you don't need the zip-code.
e-mail me at [email protected]
Call me at (207)-882-6842. Be warned: it's the family phone, and I usually don't answer it, so my family might be a little tweaked.
Well, since I've taken tons of personality surveys, I'm just going to put all my answers here and save myself some letters from script. So here's me:
My Person
Full Name: William Erving Speed
Preferred Nickname: Bill
Gender: Male
Birthday: 9/25/1987
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 135 lb.
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none
Shirt size: M
Pant size: 31 waist
Shoes: 9.5
Penis: 8"
Single: Yes
Sexual Preference: Straight
Virgin: no
Handed: Right
Number of girlfriends to date: 7
Family
Live with parents: yes
Friends
Top Female friends: Alisha Miete, Ashley Soule, Jill Cook, Letitia Munson
Top Male friends: Chris Ezzel, Coady Robson, Justin Zang
Hobbies/Vices
Alcohol: no
Tobacco: no
Pot: No
Hard drugs: no
Play an intrument: I love to sing, next is drums, then piano. I'm starting guitar.
Games: Halo, Legend of Zelda: OoT, Gunstar Heroes, Starcraft, Gunbound, Homeworld, Maple Story, C&C Renegade, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Starfox 64, Resident Evil 4
School
Current Grade: Freshman, College
Current School: University of Maine: Orono
Previous Schools: Wiscasset High School, Wiscasset Middle School, Edgecomb Eddy School
I aspire to be: a surgeon
Work
Do I work: yes
Where: Bintlif's Ocean Bar and Grill
Job: Dishwasher
Favorites
Color: Black
Set of clothes: birthday suit
Non-alcoholic drink: Pepsi
Alcoholic drink: unknown
Food: 99's Honey BBQ wings
Idol: Razor Ramen
Person: None, I have many favorites
Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, End of Evangelion, Army of Darkness.
TV station: Cartoon Network/Adult Swim
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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adopt your own virtual pet!Most people who know me know that I am either totally crazy or totally laid back. Usually I'm laid back. I'm the guy who always tells everyone else to chill, because they've got sand in their vagina. I'd probably make a great stoner, but I've only lit up once, and nothing worth shit happens your first time (or so I've been told). I'm back from Japan, so if you're somewhere in the coastal Maine area, come and hang out with me. Consider yourself invited.
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My Interests

I like: Soccer, Volleyball, Swimming, Videogames, Anime, Movies, hanging out, "gettin busy".
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests to mine and/or slim women looking for a good time.

Music:

My favorite bands are: Queen, Linkin Park, Gorrilaz, Gwen Stephani, Guns 'n' Roses. My favorite types of music are classic rock, rap, and techno.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Falling Down, Matrix, Akira, Voices of a Distant Star, End of Evangelion.

Television:

Adult Swim, Farscape, MXC, South Park

Heroes:


www.m90.org
www.myspace.com
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
www.ninjapirate.com
www.vgcats.com
www.vanvonhunter.com
www.snafu-comics.com
www.mapleglobal.com
www.timekiller.com
www.thiswebsiterules.com
www.sexyandfunny.com
www.heavy.com
friendsoffoamy.com
rvb.roosterteeth.com
www.newgrounds.com
www.badjojo.com
www.softnyx.net
us.games-workshop.com
www.bungie.net
www.homestarrunner.com
www.urbandictionary.com
www.dictionary.com

My Blog

Ed is dead

Fuck. My brother, Edward Speed, died yesterday at his own hand. He came home from work early, went to the end of the road with his fairly new glock and, well, blew his own brains out. That's the news....
Posted by Bill on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

Oh shit, I got the bulletin virus too

Yeah, basically your account posts advertising bulletins for random crap when you get this virus, and it seems nothing has been done yet to rememdy this situation.
Posted by Bill on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

When I'm busy, when I'm not. A guide for when to not contact me

Alrighty, I've probably missed 100 calls over the course of the summer.  Thanks to my parents, I haven't gotten a single message other than "someone called for you".  So, without further ado...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

boy-girl guide... with commentary from yours truly

the guide for all boys to girls...take notes The guide for all boys.... . This shoud be written as a guidebook for guys everywhere! 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run aro...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

new pictures from last night

well, I tried to contact Tom, but he's a whore, so hopefully this will eventually get through to him:   Tom, There is a bulletin going around titled "new pictures from last night". The bullet...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

Tough love... is my middle name.

Well, to put it succinctly, girls+me=doomsday.  I try and try, but it never works out.  Usually I just get ignored, or I don't get their hints and thus they don't think I'm interested. ...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST

5 Days

Yeah, that's pretty much it.  In 5 days, I get on the plane, and 40-something hours later, I get off of it.  That's not even including flight delays/plane changes... -_-...  But yeah, b...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:31:00 PST

Of Rice and Yen...

Righto, peoples, I just found out the itinerary for my return flight to the states.  Basically, the total travel time comes to about 40 hours, which sucks, because I probably won't sleep a wink.&...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:44:00 PST

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooorn in the USA!

huzzah!  For those of you who don't know, I return to America on February 4th, and I couldn't be more excited.  Japan has been boring and frustrating, and I'm really looking forward to seein...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST

Well, this is for anyone who bothers to read my blog.

Okay, some things are pissing me off here.  The first thing is that I have to write this... in a BLOG.  I HATE Blogs.  The level of "retard" is enormous.  With that said, I'll be m...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 04:36:00 PST