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Colby Der Grosse

leavin for america tomorrow

About Me

I'm Colby...I Play the bass guitar, I sing, I skateboard, I snowboard...Im in Jazz band at Ramstein High school playin Bass (which means i'm awesome) haha just kidding...but seriously. ...I have 2 bros Ryan and Chase...I'm a Sophomore There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas. The trouble with the maples, (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light. But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made. And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade. There is trouble in the forest, And the creatures all have fled, As the maples scream "Oppression!" And the oaks just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights. "The oaks are just too greedy; We will make them give us light." Now there's no more oak oppression, For they passed a noble law, And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw.

My Interests

Bass, Skateboardin, Snowboardin, Pornography

I'd like to meet:

every member of every one of my favorite bands

Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Who, Rush, The Beatles, The Doors, KISS, Wolfmother,John Mayer, Grateful Dead, Artic Monkeys, CREAM, The Beach Boys, Bruce Springsteen, The Monkees, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Grand Funk Railroad, Pink Floyd, The Flaming Lips, The Rolling Stones, Guns 'N Roses, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Bob Marley, Pantera, Yngwie Malmsteen, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Steve Vai, Billy Sheehan, Jaco Pastorius, Cold Play, Alice Cooper, Snoop Dogg

Movies:

Sin City, Eddie and the Cruisers, Kill Bill, Clerks 2, Fast times At Ridgemont High, House of Flying Daggers, Kung Fu Hustle, The Labyrinth, Crash, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, The Lost Boys, Beavis and Butthead do America, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Detroit Rock City

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Office, Chappelle Show, South Park, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Happy Tree Friends, Tales From the Crypt, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, CSI, Celebrity Deathmatch

Books:

Bass Guitar Magazine

Heroes:

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My Blog

Top 30 Things That I HATE

Top 30 Things That I HATE 1.  The thought of biting down on a small chalk board and pulling it out of your cleched teeth. 2. When you try to open the car door at the same time as the pe...
Posted by Colby Der Grosse on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:06:00 PST