"I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it." - Mae West
I'm a political fanatic. I got married at the drive-thru of A Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas. My favorite weekends are spent discovering and visiting roadside oddities. I get a thrill out of writing campaign field plans. It may seem that I like to move often, but that's not necessarily the case. I think I'm addicted to MSNBC. I'm definitely addicted to Mountain Dew. I prefer tea over coffee. I used to chase bands. Now I just chase one fan in particular. I'm argumentative. I can't sleep without the tv on. I have a girl crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar. I relish sarcasm. In case it isn't obvious, I'm a Democrat. I don't believe Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977, but I do believe he is dead. One of my top pet peeves is when people stand on the left - the unwritten rule is: walk on the left, stand on the right. I'm always right. I once drove by an albino cow farm. I can't stand, nor do I understand, people that don't vote. The place I most want to visit is Rachel, Nevada. The divorce of Nick and Jessica upsets me. The divorce of Brit and K-Fed upsets me more. I think the Hot Diggity Dogger is one of the world's greatest inventions. I am passionate about all things Vegas. I'm too smart for my own good. The one muscian I would like to go back in time to see live is Elvis Presley. I want to buy a house in Greenfield, Iowa.