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Joshua

About Me

I sleep too much

My Interests

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I'd like to meet the person who thought all of this was a good idea.

My Blog

wounded

As you can tell, i am alive, though i'm wounded. At work a couple weeks ago, i was working on wiring some phones. In doing so, i had to cut zip ties that some over-zealous soul had used to bind togeth...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:00:00 GMT

therapist

A couple weeks ago, i was walking into work bundled up in my winter gear and someone said "Jesus Josh, don't you look like the serial rapist!". I don't know quite how to take compliments like that. &n...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:45:00 GMT

slow guns

I once noticed on my antiperspirant a slogan which said "If you like to have an audience when you light a grill, you're a Mitchum man." I swear, when i noticed that i was something near appalled. It's...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:23:00 GMT

pretty poison

I saw a really great movie the other day called "Pretty Poison", which starred Anthony Perkins and Tuesday Weld - and had one of the best pickup lines i've ever seen. Picture it: He (Anthony Perkins) ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:04:00 GMT

Even Trade

Does anyone have an 8 page (+/-) report on economic effects of globalization that they can loan me? I'll gladly trade a kickass report on Miles Davis and throw in a short, concise lamenting rant on ho...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:56:00 GMT

kudos to mr. stevens

Reason# 2033 why Sufjan Stevens is the bees-knees. http://www.asthmatickitty.com/suf_xmas/suf_xmas.php
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:36:00 GMT

Jap Bidwell Philosopher

I have an aunt who has been diligently tracking my family's geneology. It's amazing how far back some of these people settled into the Americas, and there have been many interesting stories. Duri...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:33:00 GMT

lot

So it's been about a year now - maybe more, maybe less - that i interchanged the words "yes" and "no" in my lexicon and decided to see where that took me; and mostly it's been good. Where it has led m...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:13:00 GMT

dealing with the devil

Does anyone know how to make a deal with the devil? I've heard something 'bout waiting at the crossroads, but never anything specific. There are lots of crossroads out there! Where oh where is th...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:48:00 GMT

school

I started school this week. I enrolled at the last minute last week. I tried to email my advisor the classes that I thought I should take, and she insisted that I come in. So Thursday I sat there wait...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:55:00 GMT