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fine. fuck it. done. fin. 2007 wrap up!

THE BEST OF THE YEAR 2007 MUSICIf you ask me about music today, I would say that it sucks. Maybe Im just getting old but im really starting to lose touch with what the kids are listening to nowad...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:32:00 GMT

sometimes ’irate’ is the only emotion i have.

This is my story, its a pretty good one too. I hate hearing stories about people who fucked up their first time so tell good ones okay. Heres mine.Okay so like sophmore year me and my friend bet 50 b...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:03:00 GMT

You cant spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER.

Even though she took my name, I have a major obsession with kid sister. Remember where you heard it first. Mayweather Hatton! Is anyone else fucking excited about this??As much as I love Mayweat...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:38:00 GMT

She moves in mysterious ways.

Unsatisfactory starts with 'U' and ends with 'Y'. My new favorite joke. You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasing money. I don't know if this is a universal thin...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:20:00 GMT

I mean she couldn’t have looked that good.

DISNEY IS RACIST!
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:35:00 GMT

Cheer up, youre not dead yet.

How perfect of a movie was Amelie? I'm not even just saying that to get some pussy. That movie will get rid of hangovers, break-up-itis, homesickness or any other kind of mellow harshing you will eve...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:25:00 GMT

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

a friend of mine sent me this this: =================Subject: i think I might&. Inbox SexyBeast to me &die!!!!! I dropped my phone in the toilet and doesn't work anymore&=================And with...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:02:00 GMT

pancakes with bacon on the side? you should tip her.

  What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts. ;-0
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:12:00 GMT

well, well, well, i know now who ate all my pancakes.

  Live fast, love hard, die youngOct 18th 2007From The Economist print editionChasing females can take years off lifeIN THE cause of equal rights, feminists have had much to complain about. But ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:07:00 GMT

i get money, i get money, i get money, i get it

This girl I know was telling me about shit that happens at frat parties these days. Apparently one stupid thing is that when they see a hot girl, the older, more established dorks yell "grenade" whic...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:50:00 GMT