i'm really bad at trying to describe me.. but people who know me do a good job... i now present:
Ode to Steve - Because we're bestest friends. - by casey arnold
1. Why an Ode to Steve?
Dude, why not?
2. How did you meet him?
We sort of knew eachother from work, but when I left him some random
comment on his myspace he immediately started asking me out on dates.
It started simply at first, some Halo here, some Taco Bell here, then
it was full on Adult Swim all night long...oh yeah, all night long.
3.What is the best memory you have of him? Any time he gets really mad at Adam and puts on his parent pants,
and says "Adam O'Brian!" or for sure when he almost killed us on the
way home from Episode III because he was laughing so damn hard.
4.What are three of his best qualities?
1. He's always online to talk or not talk to.
2. He's the Dean to my Hank Venture.
3. Even if the world blew up, and Vin Diesel had to father the entire
planet with new offspring but there were no chicks around, Steve would
step in and take one for the team. Figure that one out.
5.What would you like to thank him for? For not having any sexually transmitted diseases.
6. What's his favorite food? The Taco Bell portable.
7. How would you describe his sense of humor? If Steve's sense of humor was a chick, it'd probably be Angelina Jolie,
because it's silky smooth and you can bang it all day long.
8. If you could 'borrow' something of his, what would it be? His Winnie the Pooh room is the stuff of legends.
9. What song reminds you of him? Everything reminds me of Steve.
...where's no. 10?
11. Which famous person would you hook him up with? Probably Adam West.
12. If you were to give him a stripper name, what would it be? Hot Carl.
13. If you could change one thing about him, what would it be? I think we could drop it down a few inches and make everyone comfortable.
14. Say something nice about him.
Steve is probably the coolest guy around and any chick would be lucky to have him.
15. Is he older than you? Yes, i am but his padawan.
16. What's his favorite drink? The Red Oktober.
17. What is one quality about her that you admire? You could accidentally break Steve's computer, but he'd be cool about it.
18. What kind of car does he have? A hoopty.
19. Have you traveled anywhere with him? Only to the deepest reaches of my heart.
20. If you gave him a plane ticket, where would he go? To Vin Diesels house.
21. Who would he call first if he woke up next to a dead hooker?
He wouldn't call me because i'd probably be standing next to him laughing.
22. Favorite Steve saying?
It's not so much a saying, it's more when he shrugs his shoulders....adorable.
23. If you could give him a dream job, what would it be?
CEO of Adult Swim.
24. What class could he teach?
Konfabulator Widgets 101
25. Describe him in two words, using his initals.
Sexy Leotard
more? umm.. i hate tomatoes. it makes me mad when i go to in n out and ask for my double double animal style without tomatoes, and they put them on there. it just ruins my meal. i also dislike carrots. my mom made me eat them in certain meals, and i hated it. when i was about 17 i noticed i hated them and wondered why i was still forcing myself to eat them, so i made a stand and said "NO MORE!" my friend ryan tried to get me to try this new drink call sobe. i asked what was in it, he said "oranges and stuff." i tried it and spit it out yelling "theres carrot in this huh?!" rule on that one is, dont try to sneak a fast one by me. i drive with my window down, even when its cold out. i dont know why.. but i do. i wouldnt be impressed by your car more then likely, but if you showed me a delorean, i would be impressed. weird huh? i miss my friends and i miss home, but at the same time i'm glad i'm not there, i think it'd drive me up a wall. ah well.. whatever.
